si bei heng mens!

Na bei! today i si bei heng.

First thing, i drop my ez-link. then lucky deane picked it up and pass it back to me. heng mens. if not other bad pple take, go borrow loanshark then i die liao. must go sell my backside to joel lim. since his a ghey.

Second thing, i saw something solid. i saw a girl with quite a deep voice kinda acting cute. WAH BIANG OI! i see liao i wan go long piak (bang wall in hokkien) i see liao buey tahan mens, got no appetite mens, hope that she wun come hunt me inside my dream tonight. if not i will go mad mens. maybe i should go si beh lor (four horse road) and go find guan ying ma liao go get 1 tailsman if not i wun be able to sleep mens.

Anyway, Joel lim failed his drafting and still dun wanna come for lesson keep sitting at the yr 3 that side looking at kelvin and flirt with jason ( he look like a butch to me. his so farking small sized and white look like a 100% butch or ghey esp. his dressing sense, and i think he got neh neh also.) tsk. he really should get serious liao. if not he gotta take drafting together with yr 1 of 2006 liao mens. tsk

Lastly, Kelvin kinda propose to join and work in BMW, HAHAHAH KUKU JIAO BMW my pi gu ah. u work at BMW then i'm the boss of BMW liao, then make u every day come help me wash my shoes, help me make kopi or help me massage liao. Dun act pro la. go work in BMB (Big Mouth Bastards) la not BMW la. na bei. think b4 u talk lei. think u so pro is it? actually kana shit mens. thinking ur rendering so pro? u are just wasting ur parent's money on buying copic markers la. na bei. ur style ur style? style ur HEAD la. kuku jiao. u are just wasting ur time in PID, u should go find joel lim and both of u should merry together, and live happily ever after. and u can happily render joel lim's ass and joel lim can take ur dick to do design drafting.

5566 my ass.

Now watching channel U call wad crossfire 1.

over there got 1 xiao mei mei. she is 5566 fan.

cb. she say until 5566 machiam a god. and say 5566 is real why? cause 1 of the guy admit that he is bold and has white hair. WTF! eh i got hair also. means i real also la? HAHAHAHA. call me 7788 mens. na bei. if a singer is for real, in concert they WUN FUCKING LIP-SING. HAHAHA. so get ur fucking rights clear u xiao mei mei.

5566 are gays, only 2 guys from their group can sing, while the other 2 only know how to shake their ass behind and dance to the fugging beat. pls dun call urself singers, call urself dancers pls or call urself gays. girls go mad about them cause of their fugging looks and thinking they are so fucking perfect. but in actual fact, 5566 are farktards. if i never remember wrongly, one of the reporter who interviewed 5566, said that 5566 si bei act seh. always late 1, i think i know why. guess all 4 of them at hotel wanking each other, that's why late.

Although i kinda like 5566 but only their variety shows, not their singing pls.

i admit i got idol, which is gay chou. but hey, he don't dance? he dun lip sing during concert? he gave his absolute best in his concerts? he used his albums to show respect to her mum and idols by naming after them not like some singers like 5566 who dun give a shit about their parents. Although gay chou know how to play bball, but he never act in MVP but, 5566 who dunno how to fugging play basketballs but only know how to play each other balls act in mvp. WAD A JOKE. HAHAHAH

In conclusion, 5566 should disband and each of them should die of aids.

My father very de funny mens.

He very de funny mens.

Just now, i got my letter from tp, i haven't open the letter, he was just beside me, and he kept asking me wad is the letter about for about twice or more. wah biang si bei buey ta han, as if without opening the letter i will know wad is it about mens.

Then just now i say i wanna go have a drink with pc. then he come ask me pc why from pasir ris come all the way to tamp to eat? i said cause he went out. then he come ask me he go out with hu. WTF!!! HOW I KNOW MENS! pengs la, he very de funny la.

I see him i headache mens, hope next time he wun like dat liaos.

HAHAHA he hong gan liao.

song bo. i know the name of that fugging yr 2 kia liao.

his name is... (drum rolll)


JOEL LIM YI MING
0402522G

and he repeated his fugging design drafting HAHAHAHA WAD A WEAK ASS! see told ya! his a weakling. HAHAHAHA gotta repeat a yr 1 module, HAHAHA I THINK HE GOING TO FAIL LIAO! he die liao. anyway he having his drafting lesson on tuesday 3 to 6. wanna see him? go to that class, the 1 who look most like a pile of shit other than joel ang, will be him. HAHAHA SONG BO!

Joel lim, u jia larts liao. i going kp u liaos, u hong kans, better go find u mother, arbo u cry u fugger!

lan jiao yr 2's

yesterday went for a talk by 2 ang mos at LT

we sat in front of a row of yr 2. then knn. once we step in to the LT that yr 2 started to kp sixian.

sixian was wearing pink jacket, and using a pinkish hp. then that fucken yr 2 guy started to critises sixian as if his mouth was a chicken backside. "whole body pink no style at all" PCB! ur fucken face like a piece of smelly cunt. and u dare to say pple no style? ur fucken square top hair make u so fucking look like sponge bob square pants. and u think u got a fucken style? wearing some cheapskate t-shirts and wearing some giodarno or baleno jeans? a big fuck to ur cb face.

next, grace took out her i-pod nano, and xue cong took out his i-pod video. of course that fucker got some stuffs to comment on too. "see the yr 1 trying to show off already" wah biang oi. ur fucking mouth really looks exactly like ur face. both of them are cunts. na bei. we take out our stuffs means wanna show off? pcb. u got no fucken money to buy then dun comment on it, if u need money i can intro u to some gays and get ur fucken backside played by them and maybe by that u can earn a few bucks to buy a cheap mp3 player? then u can go round showing off to pple and say, " HEY! LOOK AT MY MP3 PLAYER! I EARN IT BY GETTING MY SMELLY, HAIRY ASS PLAYED BY MICHEAL JACKSON! COOL ISN'T IT?!" and really u deserve get fucked by a gay.

lastly, the guy from argentina (song bo! LOSE TO ENGLAND) started to present, of course the girls around me started to feel horny due to that guys looks, and started to talk dirty. and guess wad that ah gua guy said? "look the yr 1 are making a fool out of themself. we keep quiet let them make a fool out of themself." CB!! wad make a fool out of ourself huh? do u know that? since ur fucken head came out from ur mum's smelly and hairless cunt, u are already making a fool out of urself.

ur looks totally throws the face of every man, even he jia look better than u. knn.

ur dress sense, pls, u are just a fucking fashion disaster la. na bei.

ur hair style, pcb, even my ah gong's pubic hair looks nicer than ur hairstyle

that mole on ur mouth area (if i never see wrongly, if not it should be a small piece of shit left over at ur mouth since u have been eating shit) looks exactly like a dunno wad shit i can name la!

last but not least, your mouth smells exactly like the stuffs coming out from the place that the sun doesn't shine and a big fuck to u, u fugger.

na beh! kum gong taxi driver

na beh! just now go take cab from tm back home. He started the meter b4 i abroad the cab, which is nvm. but wad pisses me off was the long route he purposely took! if i were to go home from tm, it at most cost 4 including 1 dollar peak hour charge, in the end it cost 5:50. CHAO NEH NEH! nowadays those ahmad (taxi driver) really si bei not honest lei, wanna eat my money machiam eat shark fin. wat also must eat finish cannot waste. na beh!

of course, i scolded that taxi driver. saying "3:50 liao i still at tm area. stupid", "eh u know how to drive 1 not?" and "stupid ass" i know i'm bad, but i nv swear at him already si beh good liao hor. neh neh. he should thank his lucky stars.

na beh, really hope he kena accident. eh, cannot so bad. hope his kuku jiao kena stuck in his wife's "bird hole" then must cut his kuku jiao off. na beh. really si bei du lan. next time i see this kind of dishonest ahmad again. i gotta swear till his neh neh ji got mushroom growing on it.knn.

wah kaoz! i think my fucken nose spoil liao!

wah biang. just now going home that time. got 1 guy sat in front of me. he fucken smelly la. na bei. i think he just had his scoccer game? and he was wearing those pasar malam 3 for 10 dollars soccer jersey, and he smell totally like a piece of fucken shit la.

i swear to god. i tried to cover my nose with my t-shirt and breathe. and i still can fucken smell that fucker's smell. wah lan eh! i almost wanna vomit my testicles and my intestine out mens! i sat there for less than 2 mins and i shifted away. and i can bet with u if a fly were to fly pass that guy, that fly will definetly squeeze his own balls and swear "who the fuck so smelly". i think that guy's sweat glands kena cloated with cums and have faggot, maggot or wadever aggot u can find in the world. i swear to god his the smelliest person i ever smelt. cb! hope he bath properly if not there might be fungus growing around his kuku jiao area. can ask yi liang how fragrance that fucker is. oh i said my nose is spoil is because, just now when i remove my shoes, i smelled pringles coming out from my shoe, bbq favour somemore mens! maybe pringles' bbq favour is being made by adding those sweat squeezed out from that fucker's armpit and the smell of a person's shoe? song bo!

Anyway, when on the bus i watched tv-mobil. must make use wad. pay 70 cents of course must use their facilities. anyway. they were showing the show "man oh man" nan ren bang. its a variety that shows wad is the most fashion or the ah lian way, the most IN! clothing (but ah lians' IN clothing all can be found in This Fashion) for man. and guess wad the most funny part? the show is being sponsored by a cream for women to rub their neh neh so that their neh neh as big as zoe. simi kuku jiao right? a man show kena sponsored by a woman's product, kuku jiao! i think they wanna show that the cream can be use for man to make the neh neh big is it? dumb anals. if really can use for man, i no need liao. cause i got nice and muscular neh neh.

WAH BIANG OI! si bei hot and steamy mens!

just now i took bus home.

then on the bus got a couple i guess, both girls. of course 1 is a fucking butcher (butch) and another is that passive and active voice (passive).

na bei, i sit beside them, then when i was reaching my stop ah. na bei neh neh ji! i saw that butcher fondling and squeezing that passive's neh neh. WAH BIANG OI! i first time see such a les act mens!

I got a strong blood rush to my brain, of course my little di di below. and my didi also wanna watch. stand up and kpo wanna watch.

wah lan eh, then 1 of them was wearing the acjc pe uniform, i dunno if she really from acjc, cause she kinda small, small built not neh neh small. although neh neh also kinda small, cause she bind it like a stupid shit head, dunno how she breathe. she keep binding, later he nipple go inside her breast then she know.

Wah biang oi! i will never forget la! si bei shiok mens!

finally i realise that moola is so important

wah biang oi. moola (money) is so fucking important la. its as important as a kuku jiao if a man wanna wank.

wah biang. today woked up late for school. and kuku jiao. gotta take a cab down to school and na bei then i found out that i left with 12 bucks. after the taxi, i got fucked by it and 6 dollars from my wallet flew happily into the taxi driver wallet. which means i left with a fucken 6 bucks, i ate a sandwich and drink a cup of water. which cost 2 bucks, and i now left with 4 bucks, after lunch, i left with 0 moola.

CAN U BELIEVE IT? I WENT TO CITY HALL WITH 0 MOOLA IN MY WALLET.

Lj, of course jy was there, so she became my loanshark for 1 day, of course bo interest. then everyday she pay, i feel so small white face mens ( xiao bai lian) but nvm, tomolo returning her the moola.

After dinner, i wanna go home. then jy forced me to take cab home, cause too tired, then knn, i go up the cab there put extra charge 2 dollars, wah ninabei, daylight robbery si bo? i si bei du lan mens. why got extra 2 dollars charge 1? i tout 1 dollar at most? simi kuku jiao. i was supposed to take from city hall all the way back to tamp. but i see the meter jump jump jump, my heart pain pain pain. so i decided alight at geylang, and na bei that small distance cost 7.80 moola. NO WONDER now got so fucking lots of cab companys. even sell gas 1 also wanna kpo kpo chup inside dun wan sell gas liao.

then went to develop my photos. then knn! then i found out that i sort of a pathetic 75 cents and of course that uncle si beh generous, let me off. but i decided to tomolo go back his shop pay him back 75 cents, arbo i scared he go put pig head in front of my house mens! then i die liao.

Kuku jiao mens, moola really si bei important mens, no moola no talk, now then i understand wad it mean mens si beh jia lat ah. now left with 10 bucks only, and i gotta return jy that 10 bucks. But lucky got some more moolah coming on the way since i worked during the holiday. Si bei de shiok mens!

Golden beh award vs Hong xing award

Just finish watching the taiwan that golden beh award.

i can only say that the ceremony is just so well ordered and grand, not like sg that red star award.

Golden beh award gave pple a high class feeling but red start award give pple a kind of market feeling. why? cause there are damn lots of teenage girl fans shouting here and there machiam market like dat. kuku jiao. sometimes they kp till can't even hear wad the host is talking. cb kang 1.

Wad "zoe! wo men yong yuan zi chi ni!" zi chi ur neh neh ji la. i noe zoe got big neh neh. from a jump to d, machiam free like dat. knn sia. so many girls wan big neh neh also cannot. must go surgery, waste a few thousands dollars, in the end, operation fail. then become 1 neh neh big 1 neh neh small.

Red star award should ban those char bor dun like them go in, arbo they over there shout shout shout simi lanjiao also cannot hear. dun believe? watch the upcoming red star award la. u can hear those, "fan wen fang! WO AI NI!" ai ur kuku de lan pa head la. lj, u know those stars those stars also dun give a kuku bird about u all la. only u all these kum gong head. waste money call call call vote vote vote. dumb ass la.

By the way, gay chou won de best new actor award. kuku jiao, he si bei tyco mens. his debut movie got less than 100 lines also can win. HAHAHA. then hou pei chen (jay chou's gf) si bei happy. think tonight they going to piak liao. HAHAHAHAH!

simi kuku jiao? Auntie again? Wah biang oi

wah biang oi. i think i really offended all the aunties mens!

Today took bus 8 to Tamasake Porni (Temasek Poly), then around 2 stops b4 Tamasake Porni, got 1 auntie wearing yellow t-shirt, which is so tight that it shows all the tyres surrounding her stomach and a white skirt that is so fugly (fucking ugly) .

When she boarded her bus, it as if she own the bus mens! she just throw her 2 breast, i mean bags on the floor and those 2 bags hit the legs of another orpit (office) boy, i see liao buay lun mens, feel like kicking her off the bus, but then i give her chance, cause she like heavier than me, later the bones of my legs all break.

Then after tapping her Ez-link, she turned and face me, and her 2 spare tyres were in front of my face, kuku jiao la! morning see this 1 liao no wonder today whole day nv eat much. i just looked down and tried to take a nap.

Then suddenly i felt a itchy sensation at my knee, then i look up, WAH BIANG OI! that auntie in front of me was shaking her back side mens, then shake till si bei song then her skirt keep tickling my knee. WAH LAN EH, machiam wanna seduce me, maybe cause of my nice and muscular neh neh then she see liao wanan seduce me mens.

Na bei then she keep using her skirt to tickle me, i siam her she still come tickle, wah lan eh, make me lagi du lan, and i like wanna tell her liao, but she alight already. wah biang, next time i see that kuku auntie i gotta smack that fatty stomach of hers and make sure she apologize to me mens.

Si bei song mens, i got a new friend liao, and that is moses director of TPDS, SONG BO! dun jealous ok? anyway, wah biang oi, he si bei solid mens, tell me those stuffs about how to plan school, wah biang mens, i listen liao also buey ta han and tried to understand, budden only understand a bit, too bad so sad.

Today that kelvin si bei stuck up mens, come to yr 1 here scold us "wad's the problem" wah biang oi, talk until si bei xia lan mens, directors list so wad mens, now moses my new brother liao, u jia lat already, although now u final year, graduating soon, i make sure ah u kuku bird or ur backside kena play by all the letchers ah and i ask moses to remove u from the directors list then u can go fly kite liao. kuku jiao, u better dun come di siao me ah, if not i gotta suffocate u with my pair my hard and smooth neh neh.

Last but not least, i bought 20 COPIC MARKER FOR THE PRICE OF 74 DOLLARS SONG BO! HAHAHA pid pple, if u wan go tp bookshop buy, but too bad so sad, left a bit only. dun cry ok? later kelvin come ask u all "wad's ur problem" then u jia lat liao mens!

Eventful day mens

Today had basic video, its fun ah. at first i tout the class was cool as most of us of the pple there are pid pple. but knn. suddenly joel ang and yuan ling walk in, wah biang oi. i kena knocked-out mens. both my 2 best friends walk in mens. I was fine with it if they keep quiet. but knn, that joel ang will be so fucking act clever and wanna answer all the question. but too bad so sad, all wrong ah. he should go suck some nipple head.

Next, jy came my house to have some char kway tiao. then when jy and me waiting for cab that time. a malay family which consist of around 8 pple? 2 parents and around 6 children ( power mens, the man really got a good fucking skills, and that woman really know how to give birth). But anyway as a broad heart breast person (xing xiong hen guang da) i let them have the cab first, so around 5 of them went in, leaving 3 behind. It was the man and 2 little boy boy. Then guess wad. that man bought those 2 kids in front of us trying to snatch cab. wah biang mens, kuku jiao, i give u take 1 cab first liao u still wanna kope another 1? lj mens. i wanna chop off his kuku mens. As a bastard boy, i ask jy to follow me in front and stand in front of that guy, while we were walking there a cab was about to take them liao. but me and jy dun care, we just snatch the cab. and jy went up the cab and go home. then i just turn around and look at the guy and walk in a xia lan way and ask him "SONG BO!?!?!?!"

Then when i waiting for the lift. a mad women was waiting for the lift with me. she was once my tutor, but now like become sot liao talk to cats and birds and herself. duno is it she teach me till she siao. When the lift open, i saw an ah beng, he got a stylo milo centre parting which ah bengs think is cool. he gelled his hair as if gel was free like dat. and he was listening to welcome to my life. WAH BIANG OI, so long liao that song still listen, and play till so loud, u think u stylo is it? wah lau eh, my ah ma nv wear clothes also more style than u.

Then i went inside the lift with that siao char bor. then i realised that me and her were the only 2 person in the lift mens! WHAT IN THE NAME OF SWEET JESUS, MARY MOTHER, ALLAH, BUDDHA AND TUA PEK KONG!!!! I really scared she rape me mens, cause i got a pair of nice and muscular neh neh! AH! then she say she very tired. knn dunno wad she do last night mens! when reach 11th storey i faster choing out mens, wait she squeeze my chest.

Wah biang oi, i might have lose my virgin body to a fugly, shitty and mentally challenged person mens! phew, lucky i'm alright if not i cfm become like her talk to cats and birds liao.

I feel cheap and dirty.

Today i feel so cheap and dirty, first, the day start off with ronald's finger nails poke directly at my nipples wah lau eh, not only that he go blog inside his blog,

Summary of the day: Great achievement, pinched zhenhao DIRECTLY on his nipple.

Wah lan eh.

Next, florence today squeeze my chest (not breast) twice and she spank me. and she keep wanting to touch my big muscular chest. of course i use my both hand to KAP my 2 chest to prevent my 2 nice neh neh from getting hurt.

I will definetly take down wadever stuffs florence did to me, and at the end of year 3, i will make sure her pussy bleed as if its having a volcano eruption.

Now must go wash my neh neh liao, wash away all those dirty memories =(

Wah Biang Oi! why like dat?

just now i go jogging, when i about to finish my last lap that time. why auntie come talk to me.

"ehhh xiao di ah er ling ba zai na li ah? (ehhh small brother (no pun intended) 208 at where ah?"

WAH BIANG OI! i was so fucking exhausted and breathless then u still come talk to me, i just say
"bu zhi dao la (dunno la)" then i ran off. wah lau, why nowadays de auntie all come shoot me mens? is it cause of my post about aunties taking public transport?

Auntie ah, dun like dat lei. give chance ok? auntie teh peng ji puay ok? u happy i happy can liao.

cb mens! tio this kind of kuku jiao electives

Module Title : Line Animation 1
Synopsis : The Subject includes the understanding of the 12 principles of animation. It explains why there’s a need to apply the knowledge in Physics (e.g. weight, friction, force and gravity) into their drawings in order to get the correct visualization of life in their animation.

smlj? drawing also got physics, na bei. all thanks to cheryl tang i gotta stick with physics again. I going to my general offine to drop my this fucking elective liao. knn. Although ronald said this.

http://ohronald-wow.blogspot.com Post on the legendary X. says:
DRAW DRAW DRAW AND DRAW AND DRAW NUDE GIRLS AND TO DRAW AND DRAW AND DRAW

although can draw some neh neh. but i still decided to drop this electives. too hard liao la knn.

also ronald taught me 1 new vulgarity. very solid 1, got present participle inside 1

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chee fucking bye

si beh solid mens! thanks ronald!

Wad happened today prove that i am really that bad.

NeoMatrix: That time I was in the lift with my Father. Some siao AUNTIE thinks she very pretty don't want to walk into lift.

guess wad ks. today, i go downstairs again i walked towards the lift that time. got 1 auntie around 40+ and her daughter around 4 years old was walking towards the lift too. when the auntie pressed for the lift. the auntie saw me coming (no pun intended) she faster pulled her daughter away. and in a very fast speed. WTF! as if i will poke them at their ass mens! guess that my face resembles some pevertic rapist? wah biang mens!

am i that bad?

just now go downstairs buy things. then was walking behind one lao auntie. then both of us walked the same road. then na bei the auntie machiam think that i wanna rape her or rob her mens! she see me she faster run away. Then when i reached my block. she kept turning her head to look at me. wad i do? i showed my trademark. my angry face

then she faster ran off. am i really that scary? =/ dunno -shrug

uncles and aunties

*uncles and aunties*

reason why i update my blog?? there u go

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chee bye sial nvr update one

cause got 1 guy everyday come scold me if i never update my blog. >.<

anyway. i shall blog about uncles and aunties in this post.

10 stuffs UNCLE AND AUNTIE will do when taking a public transport.

1) When the bus is crowded with people. Uncles or Aunties will scold u for not moving inside the bus. But those Uncles and Aunties most probably have fats clotting the veins of their eyes, which affects their eyesight and preventing them to see that there is no fucking space to move in.

2) Even before the reach their destinated stops. Uncles and Aunties will get up from their seats very quickly and get ready to get down. Maybe is because there are some kind of gifts waiting for them if there were the first one to alight the bus but there are non. so i dun see a reason why they are so excited the alight the bus.

3) In the bus, Uncles and aunties will talk in their favourite handphone which is 3310 or 8250 very loudly as if they want all the passengers to hear their conversation. from that, u can know that they also have fats clotting the vein in their ears.

4) Uncles and Aunties will be so farking excited to go up the bus. The reason why? maybe because the love to tap their ez-link cards at the ez-link card readers and hear the *teet teet* sound. or maybe they got fetish for it?

5) When Uncles and Aunties are bored. They will listen or choose ringtones from their favourite phone like 3310 or 8250. Ringtones are not those they dl from igunan.com or wad so ever. but are Free ringtones provided in those phones. like merry christmas all those shit. and not only that. they will on the volume till the loudest trying to be some hip hop pple >.<.

6) In the bus, Uncle and Auntie carrying those big big plastic bags which contain stuffs that they bought from the market, they will usually put their plastic bag on the seats. occupying seats, as if their plastic bags have ass >.< after that, they will make the seats wet. as if those plastic bags urinated on the seats.

7) In the bus, uncles and aunties when they saw empty seats. they will be so excited to get their fat and smelly ass on the seats. its as if they saw gold on their seats and scared that pple will snatch it from them and they will like go and snatch the seats as if hungry vultures snatching food from dead bodies.

8) In the train, uncles and auntie will be very excited to abroad the train, and when the door open, they will just rush in without allowing space of passengers to alight. maybe because they still think that they are so slim and sexy that they dun take up any spaces for alighting when they are going up the train.

9) When uncle and auntie go out in a group to chiong. when they take public transport. they will chop for places. so that the whole group of uncle and auntie can sit together and talk and talk and talk non-stop as if tomolo they will become dumb.

10) When uncle and auntie are going down on that stop. if pple are blocking their exit. they will just squeezed their way thru or worse scold u and ask u to step aside. i dunno why, maybe they dunno the "bus stopping" button is being installed in the bus. or maybe if they were to alight the bus one second late. they will get raped like dat as if pple wan to rape. nabei

ok those are the top 10 stuffs uncle and auntie will do when taking the public transport. and a big fuck to all those kiasu uncle and kia si auntie. and btw zhen hao has just own ur ass.