uncles and aunties

*uncles and aunties*

reason why i update my blog?? there u go

http://ohronald-wow.blogspot.com ... says:
chee bye sial nvr update one

cause got 1 guy everyday come scold me if i never update my blog. >.<

anyway. i shall blog about uncles and aunties in this post.

10 stuffs UNCLE AND AUNTIE will do when taking a public transport.

1) When the bus is crowded with people. Uncles or Aunties will scold u for not moving inside the bus. But those Uncles and Aunties most probably have fats clotting the veins of their eyes, which affects their eyesight and preventing them to see that there is no fucking space to move in.

2) Even before the reach their destinated stops. Uncles and Aunties will get up from their seats very quickly and get ready to get down. Maybe is because there are some kind of gifts waiting for them if there were the first one to alight the bus but there are non. so i dun see a reason why they are so excited the alight the bus.

3) In the bus, Uncles and aunties will talk in their favourite handphone which is 3310 or 8250 very loudly as if they want all the passengers to hear their conversation. from that, u can know that they also have fats clotting the vein in their ears.

4) Uncles and Aunties will be so farking excited to go up the bus. The reason why? maybe because the love to tap their ez-link cards at the ez-link card readers and hear the *teet teet* sound. or maybe they got fetish for it?

5) When Uncles and Aunties are bored. They will listen or choose ringtones from their favourite phone like 3310 or 8250. Ringtones are not those they dl from igunan.com or wad so ever. but are Free ringtones provided in those phones. like merry christmas all those shit. and not only that. they will on the volume till the loudest trying to be some hip hop pple >.<.

6) In the bus, Uncle and Auntie carrying those big big plastic bags which contain stuffs that they bought from the market, they will usually put their plastic bag on the seats. occupying seats, as if their plastic bags have ass >.< after that, they will make the seats wet. as if those plastic bags urinated on the seats.

7) In the bus, uncles and aunties when they saw empty seats. they will be so excited to get their fat and smelly ass on the seats. its as if they saw gold on their seats and scared that pple will snatch it from them and they will like go and snatch the seats as if hungry vultures snatching food from dead bodies.

8) In the train, uncles and auntie will be very excited to abroad the train, and when the door open, they will just rush in without allowing space of passengers to alight. maybe because they still think that they are so slim and sexy that they dun take up any spaces for alighting when they are going up the train.

9) When uncle and auntie go out in a group to chiong. when they take public transport. they will chop for places. so that the whole group of uncle and auntie can sit together and talk and talk and talk non-stop as if tomolo they will become dumb.

10) When uncle and auntie are going down on that stop. if pple are blocking their exit. they will just squeezed their way thru or worse scold u and ask u to step aside. i dunno why, maybe they dunno the "bus stopping" button is being installed in the bus. or maybe if they were to alight the bus one second late. they will get raped like dat as if pple wan to rape. nabei

ok those are the top 10 stuffs uncle and auntie will do when taking the public transport. and a big fuck to all those kiasu uncle and kia si auntie. and btw zhen hao has just own ur ass.