Nothing much

m.. today nothing much happened. but knew that yuan ling kinda attp?

She borrowed the indian ethnic costume for her creth presentation don't know where she borrow 1 mens. but i guess she's in the SIA not singapore international airlines since she doesn't have the figure but only a size of a pig so SIA in this time represent SINGAPORE INDIANS ASSOCIATIONS. look at her, except being the fact that she dunno how to speak indian she just look totally like an indian pls. she got curly hair and she's black also! it was her fucking idea who wanna do indian dance as the presentation for Creth. and heard from jy, she's very enthu about it.. m... perhaps she wanna spread to others that indian dances rocks. cause in the movie they can bo tai bo ji at a jungle dancing suddenly fly to a garden there and dance. and there is no fucking link at all between those 2 sence except being the fact that its full of indians.

Anyway, after the presentation. jy wanna return yuan ling the costume. but yuan ling die die also dun wan. na bei! attitude lor. wtf. is she borrowed 1 wad she should take resposibility to keep all the costume back right? but instead she didn't i guess she is too lazy to collect back. as u can see from her size right? woohoo so horizontally challenged 1. cfm lazy 1 la. heard from jy that got a shuai ge wanna know her? for fuck sake. i dun think the guy wanna know her. but instead where she gets her permed hair! opps. she didn't permed her hair right? its natural right? sorry for the wrong info mens =/ (purposely say wrong 1) nvm i can intro that guy who wanna know yuan ling to dominic from vsc since he just got a new hairstyle which totally looks like pua chu kang except that he dun have those yellow boots and that mole. nvm! dominic can borrow that mole from stella. since stella got so many mole on her face! m.. i nearly wanna go find yuan ling's taiji. but jy held me back ask me to calm down. so bo bian gotta listen to her. if next time. yuan ling is in same group as me. woohoo i will tell u i will swear at her till her fucking curly black hair turn straight, her fucking fats coming out from her body and till her body turn white. and for ur info it was me who turn micheal jackson white. cause i sweared at him.

K enuff of busting pple. m. bye guys and thanks for coming sorry for the grammer mistake ah. also dun tell yuan ling about wad i said ok? later she make me turn black also.

-gones-

FARKING MONDAY

sorry for not blogging these few days, really si bei tired ah.. sorry ah folks, now i'm back to blogging to keep u guys entertained =x

hmm.. back to school on monday. didn't want to go to school 1 but then i still reach school at 11 but still val marked me present for colour. Val is dumb pls, think is cause of his hairstyle, divided his freaking small pea brain into half must be. went to eat. back, to studio then justin told me that the cube only need to hand in next week. WTF! fucking lazy Val, argh, last week say this week is deadline, but today say next week dead line. wtf! his the laziest letcherer i ever seen lor. na bei! dun make me slap ur farking wrinkled face till ur centre-parting hair until it become side parting mens! na bei! nvm dun blame him give chance.

went for comdi meeting me and he jia reached there first, then he jia told me that stella (moley auntie) dun like me. m.. i guess there are a few reason that cause stella to hate me. Firstly, i provide more intelligent comments than her? Secondly, my face dun have so much fucking mole like hers. Thirdly, i dun have a fucking big mole at my right chin. Hmm.. guess this is why she hate me ba. so sad. think i better go draw 1 mole during every comdi class like dat she wun hate me as much ba.. m.. good idea. anyway, had comdi meeting, but stella the mole and liyana that fat auntie reached at 12:45 but the meeting start at 12 woohoo power right? think they go and eat ah.. must be 1, if not wad other constructive stuffs can they do? right? they came at 12:45 and they left at 12:55 woot. 10 mins only mens.. solid! think they go eat again. must be 1. cause stand there for 10 mins very tiring for them wad. cause they gotta carry all the fats that are clotted in their brains with only 2 legs. must be very tiring huh? but dun care. they go i also go.. sucks tomolo still got meeting at 9 wtf mens.. sucks.. =/

then went for creth lesson. and WTF! richard marked me absent for 3 times! KNN!!!! nearly make me kena debarred u know not? cb. if he really make me debarred i gotta smack his fucking hairless balls (but i think he dun have, cause he is a ghey) till both of them combine till one. fuck lor him. then i told him i was on mc. he just say i'll go and check. fuck! he never check i tell u, i'll unzip his bloody pants pull his little wrinked elephant truck out and zip it up with his little worm still hanging outside. FUCK IT i hate creth pls. if he make me gotta retake next sem. i'll gotta swear as if i was reciting a poem! na bei.

k.. enuff. dun scold liao.. later sheree come kp me, then come kiss me.. that's all folks. `adios!^

-gones-

Fucking suay mens!

m... back to blogging.. morning i discovered that 1 half of my sculpture lost.. some cb kia took it. i didn't make a fuss out of it cause dun wanna lose face mens =x hahaha so i shall kp that fucker now. na bei, take my farking sculpture for fark? u wanna take that sculpture and go fuck urself is it? nabei! heard that the year 2's also lost some of that sculpture. hurr. i gotta set up a fucking team and catch ur farking ass and take all my sculpture and shove it up the place where the sun doesn't shine. na bei cb! k i'm done. seems that i lost some of my kp skills huh? cause nw really fucking no mood. dun ask me why but i'm just no mood. maybe cause of the stuffs that happen today? dunno.. anyway.. today went for the rehersal. then listen 2 person singing, this first girl was alright. but the second 1 fuck it pls. go find a hole and fark. ur singing really sux. and u dun remember the damn farking lyrics u ass. go fark a hole pls.. ZZZ and i bet my grandfather will sing better than u. woohoo.. left around 10 more studying days and i will have my 6 weeks holidays!!! woohoo song bo! HAHAHAHA hope that time flies mens.. but time cannot fly! u fly i got no time to do my sculpture already! fuck la.. sianz.. really no mood to blog la.. tomolo then blog mens.. sorry guys.. zhenhao let u guys down.. =(

-gones-

Song Bo?

this is the second time i typing this post why? cause my fucking com just restarted by its own! WTF! argh! $@%!#!%$%$^$!@ but nvm i just blog again since i got nothing to do.. hahha.. anyway. i forget thursday wad happened so i will just start on friday. friday had a comdi meeting. he jia, jamie, stella (MOLEY AUNTIE, why? cause she got a fucking lots of moles on her face at least 10 mens! and she got a big mole at her chin) liyana (fat chicken) and another fat babe whom i didn't even bother to find out her name as my shit looks better than her face. those 3 bitches were over there talking among themself making stupid comments and laughed at their cunt jokes. they were just keep laughing non-stop. most probably cause they think that laughing is good for dieting as all 3 of them had an ass that when they sit on the chairs in the design canteen, there are excess lumps of fats coming out by the side of the seats. or another reason is they are idiots. thats the only 2 stuffs i can think of.

so started discussing with he jia but those 3 bitches are still over there laughing so i asked jamie to join us in the discussion. after discussing, stella the moley auntie started to throw her auntie tantrum at us. this is wad she said

"WAD DO U THINK U GUYS ARE DOING AH?"
"U ALL HOR, PURPOSELY DUN WANNA DISCUSS WITH US ONE RIGHT?"
"CAN JUST TELL ME WAD IS GOING ON NOT AH?"

with her powderful english she threw her fucking moley tantrum at us. but he jia just explained to her nicely, if i was the leader, woohoo i'll just smack her fucking moley face, and make sure that her big mole at her chin flew off her face. fucking bitches they were over there kp kb but they blamed us for not letting them discuss. wtf! fuck it she will be included into my list of "PEOPLE WHO ARE GOING TO GET FUCKED BY ME" currently there are 4 pple in my list, they are Dominic, joel lyn, Alex (pid year 2) and Stella the moley auntie. fuck them! argh.

so after the stupid fucking fucked up project meeting, i went off to the bookshop to get some stuffs with victor then i saw MOSES the director of design school. this is our conversation

Moses = M
Victor = V
Zhen hao = Z

M : wad are u guys name?
V: Victor
Z: zhen hao
M: victor.. zhen hao.. sorry i'm bad in names, i'll call u kim mor then
Z & V : hahahah
M: u should dye this hair it doesn't suit u u are TOO FAIR, we as asian should have brown hairs... *blah blah showing off his knowledge of colour matching*

WTF! TOO FAIR? wtf! i am too fair? =/ if me and moses were to strip and stand beside each other, u can see a big fat white pig standing beside me! WTF mens, hurt my feelings! wah lau.. sighs.. anyway since his the director, i'll give him chance. if not he fail me i die. anyway k la, gtg already mens, still gotta do my work mens.. hahaha.. tomolo then update ba! anyway thanks for coming! ^^

-gones-

walking zombie

walking zombie, i'm just so farking tired la.. ZZZ i just so feel like sleeping can? ZZZ fuck mens i dun have enuff sleep mens, then now stomach still pain + sleepy woohoo dying soon mens tomolo still got lesson, but luckily, tomolo lesson slack 1 so nvm.. ZZZ k dun wanna talk much already mens, so farking tired and no mood, sorry ah dudes tomolo then i update. pai sehx.. =(

-gone-

DUNNO WAD THE FUCK TO PUT AS TITLE

K, as u can see from my title there's no significant things that happened today in TP wtf mens sian la today. anyway went to school with my new clothes ^^ hahaha.. but jy say i mat -.- wah lau mens! why mat! i never relac 1 corner wad. i also never wear stapled pants so i'm not mat pls! LOL.. after that go slack at studio then went opposite with the gang to eat. after that back to workshop for sculpture. work work! LOL. then was sitting down with the gang and chit-chatting and do sculpture at the same time. and the girls keep saying i am ah beng, yet jy say i ginna so they come out with a conclusion which is i am a ginna who acts like ah beng WTF! totally hurt my fragile heart pls LOL. jk anyway can take joke 1 la me =) but only if its funny if its not funny, like wad joel lyn always think wad he said is funny then i tell u i'll smack his face. but dun worry i already told him that in the evening HAHAHA here's the conversation
J (joel ang)
Z (zhen hao)
W (wanling)

J: (happily plays his oldies in his lap top and he thinks his cool)
W: why ur songs so old 1 ah? change song lei
J: wait la, i got 200 over songs lei let me slowly find (he trying to hao lian lian he have 200 songs in his lap top)
Z: eh although u got 200 songs i think all ur songs all oldies mens
J: eh u care for wad? i like lei
Z: oh u like retro is it? oh retro now in the trend
J: (started mumbling some shit which i dun understand)
Z: eh diam lei, mai kp la, ai lim bei smack ur face si bo?

After 5 mins joel packed his stuffs and zhao liao, think he kena scared by me then pee in his pants ah so go change pants. so after that with the gang we went to eat ji huan + curry LOL hahaha. then back to work shop work again. ZZZ This time 1 more fucker trying to act big. who that fucker? its ALEX from year 2 pid, our freshman orientation ah tau.
We were packing up waiting to leave the workshop but got 1 bloody short fucking guy, whose is around the height of 163? and with a ugly looking hair, shouted, " YEAR 1 COME AND CLEAN UP THE MACHINE USE ALREADY CLEAN UP" NNB wtf, machiam u never use the machine hor? lj head, kp us for wad u all also got use right? dun act big pls i know u short, not easily seen by us in the workshop la, cause the machines are bigger and taller than u so gotta shout like mad dog so that we notice u right? also wun accidentally blow u away with the air gun right? cb kia! I know ong never stay back today in the work shop so u must take over him right? i know la. U also quite look like Ong ma, both got lj face. also heard from vanessa that he also got use the machine but just take the air gun spray spray nia then make us clean up NA BEI! really wanna smack his kuku face, just like joel lyn's 1 knn. nvm i give chance to him since he short, later pple say i bully ginna then not good liao =( nvm alex i give chance to u k? next time u grow till the same height as me then i go find ur tai ji k? go play more basketball ba will grow 1 or go drink ENFAGROW milk also will help u grow taller 1 k?
After work-shopping (not buying of stuffs but is taking in of dust into our nostrils), went back to studio, put my stuff and went home with yi liang they all and i saw joel lyn walking with ronald and go home together. wtf right? just now he zhao liao now he appear again. think he miss my scoldings ah so took cab back to let me scold him again. must be mens! but i never scold him cause i too tired mens. so tomolo then i scold u la ok? dun worry la will have the chance 1 we still gotta see each other for 3 more years lei =) HAHAHAHA so reached home bathed, online, a game of dota then now blogging. hahah long post eh? achievement ok? all thanks to joel lyn and alex, gotta write bibliography and give credit to them liao LOL! HAHAHA anyway bye mens tomolo still got school sianz! =/

Happy BIRD-day Singapore

Today went to town to buy my stuffs but to no avail, town sucks pls no place for me to buy my stuffs 1 lor. Still bugis street rocks.. HAHAHA... dun wanna talk much about wad happened just that saw a lot of ENTHUSIASTIC singaporeans wearing red just to celebrate Singapore's birthday. pls mens not as if u wear red gahment give u extra money mens so i purposely wore black to town today song bo! LOL.
Anyway hl know a new girl, call michelle that 1 is a fucking bitch pls. [after this sentence it will be full of vulgurs so if u hate vulgurs press alt + f4 on ur key board and thanks for coming to my blog] hl went to meet mich to play pool after towning with us so jy me pc and sy took the effort to go mariana square just to pool with hl but that fucking bitch say she dun wan play cause too many pple there she dunno then give cb attitude. WTF! knnbccb i go there to play pool with my brother not to see u please. cb ur eyes big so wad? lim bei balls bigger than ur fucking eyes pls knn. cb feel like smacking that fucking bitch face but then again i just walked off. ZZZ na bei dun let me see u again bitch let me see u i gonna smack ur fucking big eyeballs out of ur damn socket.. na bei! k enuff of swearing.. song mens. sorry ah singapore, swear during ur bird-day sorry mens. dun FINE me k?
Anyway heard from jy, her friend called michelle as well [coincidence huh] stead with her cousin. WTF! incest. woohoo the girl is 17 and that fucking guy is 24 woohoo imagine if they had a shotgun marriage, woohoo think the son or daughter dunno call their relatives as wad mens. song mens! hope they faster shotgun. HAHAHAHA then go show watch liao song bo!

Hurr.. both siao char bor called michelle.. maybe michelle is the name for mad girls? hahaha must be mens! xP

sians

Deleted my previous post. cause i find it not funny -.- . anyway started blogging again.. why? cause i dun wan my life to be like wake up, go school, come back, dinner, online, sleep, wake up again, go school again, blah blah blah ZZZ sighs although sian, but luckily i have jy by my side so should be not so jia la ba =D ( jy i know now u very happy right? LOL)

Anyway; today stayed home the whole day, wake up around 1 pm plus call me and oink-oink pls, brunch-ed, online till 7 plus, bath, do down buy my stuffs. Bought drawing block, pencils, sharperner, earser and colour pencils and it cost 10 bucks wtf! but dun care =/ come home did my bloody colour hwk but i was so farking stressed up cause dunno wad shit to do but lucky jy was there to comfort me =) finished my colour hwk but got nothing constructive to do so decided to blog =/ tomolo got school again ZZZ sians. got colour and creth.. hurr both si bei boring lectures ZZZ why tomolo not half day? why wednesday not holiday? argh! i farking in need of holidays more than money mens! =/ sighs.. nvm 40 days to 18/9/05 official start of poly holiday. woohoo song bo!

40 days?! hurr hurr means i gotta suffer another 40 days more? WTF! ZZZ