simi kuku jiao? Auntie again? Wah biang oi

wah biang oi. i think i really offended all the aunties mens!

Today took bus 8 to Tamasake Porni (Temasek Poly), then around 2 stops b4 Tamasake Porni, got 1 auntie wearing yellow t-shirt, which is so tight that it shows all the tyres surrounding her stomach and a white skirt that is so fugly (fucking ugly) .

When she boarded her bus, it as if she own the bus mens! she just throw her 2 breast, i mean bags on the floor and those 2 bags hit the legs of another orpit (office) boy, i see liao buay lun mens, feel like kicking her off the bus, but then i give her chance, cause she like heavier than me, later the bones of my legs all break.

Then after tapping her Ez-link, she turned and face me, and her 2 spare tyres were in front of my face, kuku jiao la! morning see this 1 liao no wonder today whole day nv eat much. i just looked down and tried to take a nap.

Then suddenly i felt a itchy sensation at my knee, then i look up, WAH BIANG OI! that auntie in front of me was shaking her back side mens, then shake till si bei song then her skirt keep tickling my knee. WAH LAN EH, machiam wanna seduce me, maybe cause of my nice and muscular neh neh then she see liao wanan seduce me mens.

Na bei then she keep using her skirt to tickle me, i siam her she still come tickle, wah lan eh, make me lagi du lan, and i like wanna tell her liao, but she alight already. wah biang, next time i see that kuku auntie i gotta smack that fatty stomach of hers and make sure she apologize to me mens.

Si bei song mens, i got a new friend liao, and that is moses director of TPDS, SONG BO! dun jealous ok? anyway, wah biang oi, he si bei solid mens, tell me those stuffs about how to plan school, wah biang mens, i listen liao also buey ta han and tried to understand, budden only understand a bit, too bad so sad.

Today that kelvin si bei stuck up mens, come to yr 1 here scold us "wad's the problem" wah biang oi, talk until si bei xia lan mens, directors list so wad mens, now moses my new brother liao, u jia lat already, although now u final year, graduating soon, i make sure ah u kuku bird or ur backside kena play by all the letchers ah and i ask moses to remove u from the directors list then u can go fly kite liao. kuku jiao, u better dun come di siao me ah, if not i gotta suffocate u with my pair my hard and smooth neh neh.

Last but not least, i bought 20 COPIC MARKER FOR THE PRICE OF 74 DOLLARS SONG BO! HAHAHA pid pple, if u wan go tp bookshop buy, but too bad so sad, left a bit only. dun cry ok? later kelvin come ask u all "wad's ur problem" then u jia lat liao mens!