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Sex?

(ps: this post may be too disturbing for some people i'm sorry)

sex? is it fun? is it enjoyable? is it full of risk? To be frank, SEX is enjoyable yet its full of risk, cool huh? i shall not elaborate much about the fact that sex is enjoyable cause i believe that u guys know it better than i do, right?

why is sex full of risk? first and foremost, unprotected sex leads to pregnancy, imagine due to the fact of being too horny, u fucked ur gf, then never wear condom, then suay suay tio beh pio ur gf pregnant, then ur freedom and ur gf's freedom will get TIED down by this baby, this unwanted baby. look around you, there are sooooo many cases of babies being thrown away after they are being delivered by their mothers, why could they be so cruel? The babies are innonect! they are being made cause u and ur fucking turtle head bf too horny then go and fuck around like a bunch of dogs, then wanna save money dun wan wear condom, then got this baby, in the end, u give birth to it, u throw it away?! shame on u la, and can u imagine some of these pple are only students who are still studying secondary school? i really can't imagine wad is Singapore becoming? Singapore is like turning more and more westernized where by students or teenagers, go round fucking like a bunch of horny dogs which go till where fuck till where, just like wad students from the europe side are doing. sigh, really hope that these shits will end. and please remember something, the best gift to give ur the other half, is ur own clean and untouched body.

next, why is sex full of risk? STD (sexually transmitted diseases). there are all kinds of STD, but i dunno any of them, so sad, so can't teach u all, but from wad some of my friends say, the dick of the guy will drop. like wtf? LOL maybe they are just trying to talk cock, but anyway, how is STD being passed around? is because of those DIRTY AH PEH who go to geylang and fuck chicken, then dun wanna wear condom cause wanna save money to buy more kopi to drink, then tio 1. then they go toilet, any how shoot urine on the toilet bowl, as u know AH PEH are just so fucking LAZY and DIRTY, then those innonect pple suay suay sit on the toilet bowl then tio the STD then that person go Fark another person then that person tio then pass and pass machiam pass rumour like dat then a lot of pple tio. suay ah. so please, AH PEH stop going round fucking chicken la! so old still wanna fuck, hope that u all die of heart attack! @%^$%^*@%

Lastly, AIDS. the common term pple will use. "eh eh, dun go geylang la, later tio aids"
"eh eh dun be gay la, gay easy to tio aids one lei" AIDS? guess a lot of pple know wad is it right? its a Disease where by all the virus will kill all ur immue system then u will slowly die of rotting, scary huh? but why do pple still go round fucking like no body business? cause they got the same old thinking "Aiya! wun so suay tio 1 la" "choy! dun anyhow say la, wun so easy tio 1 la, so many pple also go round fucking", trust me, getting aids is as easy as getting a mosquito bite. But dun fear, Aids can be prevented easily for example, not to have causal sex or too much different sex partner. and do take the effort to wear a condom when having sex, it doesn't cost around 1k for one condom but just a dollar plus and a thin piece of rubber can prevent u of getting killed. cool huh? but pls, dun have the thinking that, wear 2 or 3 condoms at a same time will be safer then wearing 1 condom at a time. just imagine, do u see some motorcyclist wearing 2 or 3 helmet when riding their motorcycle? no right? why is it more dangerous to wear 2 to 3 condoms at a same time then wearing one? due to the fact that 3 condoms will cause more tension at the man's dick, and with the rubbing effect, it will cause the rubber to rip off some of the skin of the man's dick, therefore causing some opening for the virus or Aids to go in. cool huh? so just put 1 at a time, i know that Singaporeans are damn kiasu, must a lot than others or the more the better. but dun la ok?

k, enuff of sex la. hope that my this post will stop u guys from fucking around like a dog. and we are turning 18 soon, legal age to go clubbing all these, and we will meet lots of hot chicks, but do try to control la. but if really buay tahan ah. WEAR CONDOM PLS! it will protect u for 99% and that 1 left % is waiting for me to design a better condom ah. so for now just pray hard that u wun be that 1% ah, go www.guanyingma.com. ok?

looks?

Are looks really that important? hmm.. i dunno. but to me it really does matter. but only to a very very minor extend ah. u wouldn't want a girlfriend to look black even though she is a chinese, to have short curly hair, fat and a fuck up attitude right? opps does it sound like some person studying in pid? i dunno. coincident maybe! ^^ anyway. m.. i still remember 1 sentence Ch3n told me. Girls use their heart to choose lovers, Guys use their eyes to choose lovers. is it true? hmm.. well i do agree that girls use hearts to choose lovers, why? cause. walk around town or bugis. u will definetly see some CHIO BU with a bf, but wad's most amazing is that the BF look like a BF (BASTARDIZED FUCKER) which means they are ugly or should i say HIGHLY CHALLENGED BY THEIR APPEARANCE? yea. that sounds better. but anyway. See this does shows that girls really used their heart to think, but there are still some girls that usually goes for looks and well i think this kind of bitches should burn in hell, JUST LIKE JESLYN the girl who i blogged about b4.

Anyway back to topic. m.. guys? i agree totally that guys usually think with their eyes. which means, appearance come first. but cannot blame us right? if we dun think this way, will there be girls who dolled themself up till so nice? and if we dun think this way, ang mo pple come sg, walk at town they will get shocked, cause they will see bunch and bunch of aunties and ah soh who wear pyjamas out to town. right? anyway, yea its wrong to go for looks and should go for inner-beauty but if that person dun look good, will u be bothered to look at their inner-beauty? i know its wrong to condemn some1 via their looks. but bo bian la, i also didn't meant it to condemn yuan ling right? =( but some guys dun go for looks, for example this guy. who is he? he is yuan ling's bf. woot he rocks right? he can actually go steady with yuan ling. m.. maybe he wanna know how to get tanned like an indian? or maybe he wanna perm his hair just like yuan ling's curly hair? i dunno mens. hard to say ah. or maybe "beauty lies in the eyes of the beholder?" but i think for yuan ling's case it will be "beauty lies in the blind eyes of the beholder"

But if looks isn't important. why do some pple only get gf or bf when they turn pretty or handsome? take me for example. but i'm not talking about me become more handsome, just that last time i used to be rsf (round, short and fat) i tried to jio 2 girls, but to no avail. i still remember there's 1 girl who i tried to jioed, she said that if i grow thinner then she might consider me, i even wanted to slim down, just to be with her but my determination defeated my idea, that's why i didn't get to be with that girl cause i didn't manage to slim down. HAHAHA. so i du lan, i went on a mad dieting period, i slimed down 25 kgs and became slimmer, and then my love life started to improve, there u go, appearance does matters la. anyway, just dun go for looks too much la pple, no matter wad its still the inner beauty that counts. just imagine if u got a very pretty girl, but she got a attitude of a kid, and a girl who is not very pretty, but she is matured, who will u choose? hope u guys know the right answer. but yuan ling is not pretty and she has a attitude of a kid. errrrrrr........ so i still dunno why she got a bf.. HAHAHA maybe wad i said above is true? cause he wanna know how to get tanned like an indian? or maybe he wanna perm his hair just like yuan ling's curly hair? hahaha dunno anyway adios!

love?

m.. was bathing just now and suddenly thought of this topic to talk about. m.. wad is love? pple maybe wondering. but in my own opinion, love is actually putting the person u love the first piority in every stuffs u do. but well love can't be explained anyway. anyway, m.. love?

In sg, there are an increasing number of lesbians. is it cause we all guys are not good enough? No, the reason is cause they think that girls will treat girls better? bullshit pls. and wad is lesbian? 2 pple of the same sex having affections towards each other. but pls look at sg's lesbians. cfm 1 of them is butch. CFM 1, but take a look at america, all the lesbians are "PURE" lesbians, which means they dun bind their fucking boobs together just like wad the butches in sg did, they dun cut funky or punk hairstyle like all the butches in sg did, and they acted famine unlike the butches in sg, they walk as though there a piece of baseball bat sticking in between their legs. so wad's my point? the lesbian in sg actually most of them are "straight" cause their "Bf" dress as guy. which means they are actually dating a "guy" but just that the girls feel more secure when having a girl as a "bf". get wad i mean?

Next, lets talk about sex. when talk about sex. most pple will blush, will say eeee, or even just walked away. why? is it cause sex is illegal? is it disturbing? but think about it. how are u being made? is it cause ur father kiss ur mother then ur mum pregnant then got u? is it cause both of them wear wedding dress then go baby? NO, it cause of sex. why is sex related to love? m.. sex is actually one of the process that will improve the love life of couples. think about it, why is it call making love? not doing love? not having love? sex is called making love is cause pple wanna convey the idea that having sex, will create or make "more love" between couples, so pls next time when pple talk about sex pls be open about it. but pls dun go around fucking like a dog pls.

m.. lets talk about teenagers in love. m.. just browse thru friendster. those mei mei that got stead. they will definetly put peektures of her bf and her as primary peekture and say "i love u 1314" or "i love u forever", EH fuck it. pls get a life. u think forever exist? pls. even now u all together and marry each other. one day both of u will definetly seperate why? cause either one of u cfm die earlier than the other. also take a look at those friendster account. they will put like " i love forever, pls dun leave me" but a few months later, they will put like "where is my prince charming?" or "there is a tear behind every smile" wtf right? ZZZ this shows that they are immatured and any kind of shitty expressions u can think of it suits them la!

hmm. next. in poly, even though we are in poly, pple may think we are more matured? i agree to a certain extend. why? cause there are still a few with farked - up kiddy brains. who? i wun say. but for example. there's this guy in my course he seems to be quite close with another girl. although i am curious to know the truth whether are they together? but i dun go round bugging that guy asking him whether are they together. but instead. there's a girl in my course who is so fucking excited to know whether are they together. even added that guy into conversation and started bugging that guy and said its a court case, and said wad he got all the right to remain silent but wad he said will going to be used in court. WTF? eh miss funny is it? get a life la. pple together not, ur problem is it? even if they together, wad can u do? kio ka yo lam pa? opps forget u got no lam pa. pls get my point i'm not trying to pit point to any 1 but i'm just trying to say that, when pple is in love or something, just congratulates them or something la. instead of trying to bugged him about the truth or something. when pple are together, we got our own fucking eyes to see right? -.- no need to go asking around la. and pls get a life dudes.

k, this is actually not a post of kp-ing other pple, but instead trying to convey my idea about love. not that i'm down in love, but just that stuffs that i have encountered about love =) [^____^]\/