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Tuesday, November 08, 2005

Eventful day mens

Today had basic video, its fun ah. at first i tout the class was cool as most of us of the pple there are pid pple. but knn. suddenly joel ang and yuan ling walk in, wah biang oi. i kena knocked-out mens. both my 2 best friends walk in mens. I was fine with it if they keep quiet. but knn, that joel ang will be so fucking act clever and wanna answer all the question. but too bad so sad, all wrong ah. he should go suck some nipple head.

Next, jy came my house to have some char kway tiao. then when jy and me waiting for cab that time. a malay family which consist of around 8 pple? 2 parents and around 6 children ( power mens, the man really got a good fucking skills, and that woman really know how to give birth). But anyway as a broad heart breast person (xing xiong hen guang da) i let them have the cab first, so around 5 of them went in, leaving 3 behind. It was the man and 2 little boy boy. Then guess wad. that man bought those 2 kids in front of us trying to snatch cab. wah biang mens, kuku jiao, i give u take 1 cab first liao u still wanna kope another 1? lj mens. i wanna chop off his kuku mens. As a bastard boy, i ask jy to follow me in front and stand in front of that guy, while we were walking there a cab was about to take them liao. but me and jy dun care, we just snatch the cab. and jy went up the cab and go home. then i just turn around and look at the guy and walk in a xia lan way and ask him "SONG BO!?!?!?!"

Then when i waiting for the lift. a mad women was waiting for the lift with me. she was once my tutor, but now like become sot liao talk to cats and birds and herself. duno is it she teach me till she siao. When the lift open, i saw an ah beng, he got a stylo milo centre parting which ah bengs think is cool. he gelled his hair as if gel was free like dat. and he was listening to welcome to my life. WAH BIANG OI, so long liao that song still listen, and play till so loud, u think u stylo is it? wah lau eh, my ah ma nv wear clothes also more style than u.

Then i went inside the lift with that siao char bor. then i realised that me and her were the only 2 person in the lift mens! WHAT IN THE NAME OF SWEET JESUS, MARY MOTHER, ALLAH, BUDDHA AND TUA PEK KONG!!!! I really scared she rape me mens, cause i got a pair of nice and muscular neh neh! AH! then she say she very tired. knn dunno wad she do last night mens! when reach 11th storey i faster choing out mens, wait she squeeze my chest.

Wah biang oi, i might have lose my virgin body to a fugly, shitty and mentally challenged person mens! phew, lucky i'm alright if not i cfm become like her talk to cats and birds liao.

1 Comments:

At 1:36 PM, Blogger ah hao said...

LOL yea mens. hahaha. the guy like du lan ah. dun care mens. should say selamat hari raya to him too LOL

 

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