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Friday, September 16, 2005

Sex?

(ps: this post may be too disturbing for some people i'm sorry)

sex? is it fun? is it enjoyable? is it full of risk? To be frank, SEX is enjoyable yet its full of risk, cool huh? i shall not elaborate much about the fact that sex is enjoyable cause i believe that u guys know it better than i do, right?

why is sex full of risk? first and foremost, unprotected sex leads to pregnancy, imagine due to the fact of being too horny, u fucked ur gf, then never wear condom, then suay suay tio beh pio ur gf pregnant, then ur freedom and ur gf's freedom will get TIED down by this baby, this unwanted baby. look around you, there are sooooo many cases of babies being thrown away after they are being delivered by their mothers, why could they be so cruel? The babies are innonect! they are being made cause u and ur fucking turtle head bf too horny then go and fuck around like a bunch of dogs, then wanna save money dun wan wear condom, then got this baby, in the end, u give birth to it, u throw it away?! shame on u la, and can u imagine some of these pple are only students who are still studying secondary school? i really can't imagine wad is Singapore becoming? Singapore is like turning more and more westernized where by students or teenagers, go round fucking like a bunch of horny dogs which go till where fuck till where, just like wad students from the europe side are doing. sigh, really hope that these shits will end. and please remember something, the best gift to give ur the other half, is ur own clean and untouched body.

next, why is sex full of risk? STD (sexually transmitted diseases). there are all kinds of STD, but i dunno any of them, so sad, so can't teach u all, but from wad some of my friends say, the dick of the guy will drop. like wtf? LOL maybe they are just trying to talk cock, but anyway, how is STD being passed around? is because of those DIRTY AH PEH who go to geylang and fuck chicken, then dun wanna wear condom cause wanna save money to buy more kopi to drink, then tio 1. then they go toilet, any how shoot urine on the toilet bowl, as u know AH PEH are just so fucking LAZY and DIRTY, then those innonect pple suay suay sit on the toilet bowl then tio the STD then that person go Fark another person then that person tio then pass and pass machiam pass rumour like dat then a lot of pple tio. suay ah. so please, AH PEH stop going round fucking chicken la! so old still wanna fuck, hope that u all die of heart attack! @%^$%^*@%

Lastly, AIDS. the common term pple will use. "eh eh, dun go geylang la, later tio aids"
"eh eh dun be gay la, gay easy to tio aids one lei" AIDS? guess a lot of pple know wad is it right? its a
Disease where by all the virus will kill all ur immue system then u will slowly die of rotting, scary huh? but why do pple still go round fucking like no body business? cause they got the same old thinking "Aiya! wun so suay tio 1 la" "choy! dun anyhow say la, wun so easy tio 1 la, so many pple also go round fucking", trust me, getting aids is as easy as getting a mosquito bite. But dun fear, Aids can be prevented easily for example, not to have causal sex or too much different sex partner. and do take the effort to wear a condom when having sex, it doesn't cost around 1k for one condom but just a dollar plus and a thin piece of rubber can prevent u of getting killed. cool huh? but pls, dun have the thinking that, wear 2 or 3 condoms at a same time will be safer then wearing 1 condom at a time. just imagine, do u see some motorcyclist wearing 2 or 3 helmet when riding their motorcycle? no right? why is it more dangerous to wear 2 to 3 condoms at a same time then wearing one? due to the fact that 3 condoms will cause more tension at the man's dick, and with the rubbing effect, it will cause the rubber to rip off some of the skin of the man's dick, therefore causing some opening for the virus or Aids to go in. cool huh? so just put 1 at a time, i know that Singaporeans are damn kiasu, must a lot than others or the more the better. but dun la ok?

k, enuff of sex la. hope that my this post will stop u guys from fucking around like a dog. and we are turning 18 soon, legal age to go clubbing all these, and we will meet lots of hot chicks, but do try to control la. but if really buay tahan ah. WEAR CONDOM PLS! it will protect u for 99% and that 1 left % is waiting for me to design a better condom ah. so for now just pray hard that u wun be that 1% ah, go www.guanyingma.com. ok?

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