My Thoughts

Good bye tpss

2007-11-21T01:26:00.000+08:00

Picture shall do the talkings

A view from ex 4/4 classroom.

The fucking parade square that Tampinsian always listen to Neo matrix's naggings.

The whole stretch of corridor, where hiap seng's Nokia 7250 and kj's physics book decided to take off from.

The class which Cheryl Tang hates, The class which ranjit looks after, The class which mu shui say bu yao wan le, The class which denna ong always say debtor account, The class which Low Meng Wan sang the maths song, The class which Lai Kah Kin found his long lost son, eugene yee, The class which sharil shouted WU BOH, BOA!, The class which numerous A maths teachers decided to give up on, The class which Leong lai ching always show his PMS mood to her beloved student, The class which Bernard chew brought to bintan.

The class which shits happens like, F*ck spider. The flying condom by chowyong. The Penis movement by Woo Tian Wei. The amazing perfomances by Zikry. The sharpness of nipples. The permanent pizza hut worker. The misplacement of a tooth. The wrong names called by ranjit. The singing of songs during A maths lessons. The indoor soccer court. The boring lessons from cheryl. The act cool-ness of Mark tan aka Harvi. The sparkling BoA (BOAR) in our class.

A place where i really hope to have my lesson in, with the same bunch of friends, same teachers. It may feel fucking hot in the afternoon, but its fucking worth it.

Lastly i dedicate this post to every Ex students from 4E4`04 Thanks for all the shits, the laughters and fucking tears i shed while laughing.

I never regret entering tpss and go into 4E4.

Never.

FUCK

2007-08-19T23:12:00.000+08:00

I'm stuck.

I'm stuck.

I'm stuck.

Fucking hell I'm stuck with this fucking shitty cb-ly cunt-ly P3. I don't know how the fuck to continue. I don't know what the fuck to do with my model. I don't know how to frigging improve it. FUCKK.

I want to start modelling tomorrow la fuck.

May god have mercy on my soul, give my brain back to me.

I'm getting Senile soon.

2007-08-18T02:20:00.000+08:00

My brain is failing.

I can't fucking remember whether I had my medicine for the day.
I sometimes can't remember what I ate. I sometimes just can't think properly.
I got stuck there for ages when its just a simple thing!

Fuck I think my brains are shrinking.

I need my sleep so that my brains can grow back.

I shall sleep till 2 pm tommorrow afternoon and have a nap at 5 pm which is what I usually did on weekends

Okay I shall not laugh at Tommy saying he got senile.

But I still thinks that Tommy really has senile or simply he just dunno how to think.

Blog post

2007-08-16T23:49:00.000+08:00

The post that i made previously regarding Stephen Sing actually got some feedbacks from an annoymous, who I don't know who is he. The first comment he made i understand but slowly behind i believe that he dun even understand what the fuck he typing so i shall not bother much about wad he said.

But i believe he is telling me what stephen sing did was correct.

Next takashi or wad bird in my comment box 1, he say he wanna leeport to CNA.

SO to sum everything up, I just wanna say I'M NOT SIDING THE ANIME DOWNLOADERS NOR AGAINST STEPHEN SING. I dun side either one of them. I said everything out from my point of view and just extracting news and stuffs from hardwarezone Eat-Drink-Man-Women.

My bad for giving any wrong comment from my previous post.

Thanks, please dun report me to cna i is very scared 1 :(

Singlish?

2007-08-16T01:29:00.000+08:00

even angmor also learn how to speak singlish. Singaporeans please buck up your Singlish

Stephen Sing

2007-08-16T00:42:00.001+08:00

Who is this fuck face u may ask.

In case u dunno, its about the newest taiji online, this guy is Stephen Sing, director of ODEX.

WHAT THE FUCK IS ODEX?

Odex is the company that provides sub-bings to japanese animes, and sell them at shops like blue-max (renjie might like the company cause the name got blue), Poh kim and shit.

Apparently ODEX is dulan with those who keep downloading animes online as ODEX actually claims that their poor sales are actually caused by the downloading issues, (as u can see, humans always blames the others than blaming themselves first) and ODEX decided to fuck every anime downloaders' ass by issuing them letter and warn them to stop download, if they still download despite the warnings ODEX gonna fine them (as usual).

K, that's the background information of everything.

With that, STEPHEN SING has became the newest hate, which i believe he has sucessfully over thrown STEVEN LIM and has definitely stole STEVEN LIM'S limelight with the recent ODEX vs Anime down-loaders feud.

Why the fuck did i post this in my blog u may ask.

Reason being, his evil doings got exposed by forumers (hardwarezone Eat-Drink-Man-Women).

After searching the net i found too many stuffs (actually is i lazy go search)

So i shall post one of the stupid mistake uncle Stephen had done.

He said this in a forum " hahahahahahha i doubled-6-ed so many downloaders! (o.o)y"

What is doubled-6-ed i seriously dunno what the fuck it means but i can assume that with the hahahahaha in front, it actually shows that uncle Stepphy is actually proud of whatever he had done, which is to catch all downloaders and fuck their pigu upside down.

and wtf is that (o.o)y with my 3 years amatuer-ish designer background i assume its a fuck face that is doing a peace sign, whereby the fuck face actually looked like exactly the same as the one I posted above. Cool.

Then TNP (The New Papers) decided to confront whether did uncle Stephen really said that sentence ( hahahahahahha i doubled-6-ed so many downloaders! (o.o)y)

Take a look below and see what he actually reply TNP.

He said that he actually posted that sentence online, 2 freaking months ago, okay its pretty normal for him to say this, as u can see, humans always tend to save their own asses first. And can't even remember it, that's pretty sympathetic right? (FUCK IT) Apparently, people from Eat-Drink-Man-Women don't buy whatever fuck he says and decided to go do some CSI-ing to see whether whatever he said is true.

And this is wad they got.

Wow 2 months eh but apparently that was posted 1st of August, around 15 days ago which is near 2 weeks ago only. Dumb fuck u would say, but no i wouldn't say that, i'll just give him the benefit of doubt, that he is just trying to save his ass, (i bet he failed his nursery cause he can't differentiate 2 weeks from 2 months + he is retarded cause he can't even remember what he said 2 weeks ago).

Okay, I hope that the Odex shit will go down soon. and Justin Tan Kar Chua pls stop dlding anime i dun wan u to get ur ass fucked by odex :(

I stop downloading animes anymore cause i humji dun wan my virgin ass get poked by Odex.

Thanks for reading this boring post by me, and also for wasting 5 mins of your life reading this shit. I appreciate it.

Luckily there are websites like youtube and crunchyroll for me to get new, good quality, streamed animes which can save my ass from getting poked.

I shall try to be saint.

2007-08-13T23:12:00.000+08:00

I shall stop hating people and start treating people nicely.

But it seems to be damn hard not to hate a person.

Okay, I should dislike them instead of hating them.

Sorry yuki for all the insults!

But you are still

Yukininabeichaocheebye.

Tifa Lockhart from USA? WTF?

2007-08-02T23:55:00.000+08:00

(ティファ・ロックハート, Tifa Rokkuhāto?), is a female protagonist from Squaresoft's blockbuster RPG, Final Fantasy VII designed by Tetsuya Nomura. She is an expert in Zangan-Ryu martial arts and uses her fists and feet as her weapons. She has long black hair (although it looks dark brown outside of FMV's) with the ends parted like a dolphin's tail, and brown eyes. Tetsuya Nomura has revealed that he had difficulties deciding between giving her a mini-skirt or pants, but in the end — with input from other members of the game's development staff — finally decided on the mini-skirt that is now an iconic aspect of the character's design. In contrast, the design of Aerith Gainsborough bears a dress.[1]

Tifa is voiced by Yuko Minaguchi in Ehrgeiz and by Ayumi Ito in the Japanese versions of the Compilation of Final Fantasy VII and Kingdom Hearts II, and by Rachael Leigh Cook in the English versions.

Tifa Lockhart was born in Nibelheim and grew up next door to Cloud Strife

Great, the OH-I-AM-SO-FUCKING-GREAT Yuki says that TIFA is from USA. LOL does Nibelheim seems to be some where in USA? its a fucking fantasy place u cunt ass.

Next, and u fucking paint Tifa's eyes blue in colour when her eyes are BROWN in colour! OMGWTFBBQYUKIIsKumLan. I bet its the fucking sick fantasy of your that Engineering brain with timberlan shoes that thinks that Tifa's eyes are blue in colour. You disgust me, your side patterning disgust me, your that I-AM-YU-FUCKING-KI-WORSHIP-ME-CAUSE-I-THINK-TIFA-IS-FROM-USA-AND
-I-CAN-DRAW-LIKE-A-CUNT attitude just makes me feel like vomiting out all the milk and love my mum fed me from her breast. (k i dunno am i breast-fed).

I swear to god i gonna take photo of ur that TIFA-WITH-BLUE-FUCKING-EYES 1mX1m board and post and laugh at you, u fucking ghei-khiang-vagina-kid.

PEEE FUCKING THREEE

2007-08-02T22:46:00.000+08:00

Flexible or Hard?

Rubber or Fiberglass?

Kheehuat and Terence or Tommy and Gerald?

Interaction Chair or Arty Farty Chair?

Yuki or J-fat?
ps: Both of them just suck ass, so no choices needed to be made.

I want interim to get over soon, so i can stay home and sing one People one Nation one Singapore. FUCK interim fuck yuki fuck j-fat. ALL HAIL EUGENE.

yukininabeichaocheebye

2007-08-02T01:16:00.002+08:00

Strolling the shores of night. says:
yukiundies
Strolling the shores of night. says:
yukininabeichaocheebye
Strolling the shores of night. says:
yukilampachaocheebye
Strolling the shores of night. says:
yuki's penis head has moss growing on it
Strolling the shores of night. says:
and it is split into 3 parts
Strolling the shores of night. says:
yukilan
Strolling the shores of night. says:
yugilan

I'm amazed with his strong vocab of vulgarities.

But seriously,

FUCK YUKI THAT CHAOCHEEBYE

i'm back and i solve the reason why there is block teaching system.

2006-08-06T00:31:00.000+08:00

I finally solved the mystery of why is there block teaching.

So with some skills i learn from the movie Da vinci code. To my horror i found out this.

WTF! MR M IS A TERRIOST! NO WONDER GOT BT! ahhh fuck,
Hello bush? there is 1 BIG terriost in TPDS ^^

Long time no see

2006-04-20T02:19:00.000+08:00

Ok i'm back to blogging, i so long nv blog, cause i having holidays and keep playing Guild Wars until i become no life. Then now i suddenly got the urge to blog.

There was this JayCee student, who comitted suicide cause his classmates say his ku ku jiao small small.

I think they ji tao mug until their brain shrink, pple say u kukujiao small small u go jump down, like dat sg will have a lot of girls go jump down cause all the sg girls neh neh small small 1. I' not saying this Jaycee boy is stupid, but comon i find it rather dumb of him, wanna end his life cause his kuku bird small. Kuku bird small so wad? use legs lah, long enuff wad, hard somemore.
It's not the length its the skills. dumb kuku. that jaycee boy cfm see a lot of Ang mo porn, cause all their kuku long long 1, then he see liao he see his he depress cfm like dat.

Also i think ah Jaycee got a lot of gay, cfm is his classmates gang peek him or beedeo cam down his kuku bird then say his kuku bird small small 1, arbo how his frens know his kuku small small? cfm is peek 1.

Lucky i nv go jaycee, if not my sexy body cfm a lot of ghey like me one. Just like zikry, he sat beside me during sec 4 and keep asking me to be his bf, but i reject him cause i'm in love with hiappy at that time, then he angry go scold hiappy then i very sad. =(

But it was the past. So i forgive zikry.

[FUCK U IF U THINK I GAY OK? I WAS JUST CRAPPING]

nowadays flu really gao lut (powerful)

2006-03-03T23:19:00.000+08:00

Serious mens. i kena flu for 6 days liao and now still sick.

Nowadays the flu virus like got eat Viagra, si bei solid and strong.

Tio flu liao = huat liao. will kena suffer already.

But too bad, i nv go see doctor, cause i drank liang teh and ling yang and eat chuan bei pi pa gao sweet for my thorat.

Hope that i can recover soon. cause i can feel that my sua is coming. =(

fake shits.

2006-02-25T23:01:00.000+08:00

People only talk to u when they wanna ask favour from u. Peektures speaks louder than words.

WAH BIANG OIE! this bugger i dunno whr the fuck i know him, dunno how the fuck he get my address, and dunno how fucking long i nv talk to him liao. then because of Nyp clip he come and talk to me, and ask me to send him, and still can over thr lolSs somemore, na beis! gei siao kia!

Na bei pple is you qian neng shi gui tui muo (got money can ask the ghost to push the ink), this 1 is you porn neng shi horny pple talk! (got porn can make a horny person talk)

Dun force me to ask tammy's bf poke your asshole then you know.

My father is damn funny mens.

2006-02-25T22:52:00.000+08:00

Just now at home, i was listening to Andy laus - shi jie di yi deng (hokkien gua)

Then my father suddenly walk in and said.

Father : What u listening ah?

Me : Andy lau de song ah.

Father : u becoming more and more ah beng ah seng. listen to those songs.

Me : HUH?!

My father is damn funny mens, he tout nowadays ah bengs like 70's 1 listen to Rong Shu Xia or Shang Hai Tan, listen to hokkien gua = Ah beng.

I think he dunno that nowadays ah bengs listen to techno 1, over there bom bom bom till the balls drop 1 also dunno. Then when they fuck ah lians then they know.

And by the way, i think my msn is siao liaos, keep automatically add for me girls' contact which are still studying in pri school. wtf mens! later I kena caught Laping them then i gotta kena eat rotan then die liaos.

holidays liaos.

2006-02-19T15:48:00.000+08:00

Si bei song mens. holidays lai liaos. pai sehx, so long nv blog. cause busy doing my projects ah.

Anyway, yesterday, after going out with jy, pc, kj and ks, i took M AH TEE home. Then when i reach Tampines, I saw Woo Wei Tian, he wear until like going to prom night like dat. i tout he good game liao. study 1 year then no need study then got grad night liao.

So our conversations started.

Me : Ni zhen me yang? (how are u?)

Tw: fine, thank you, what about u?

Me: ok la. not bad. Ni qu na li? (where u go)

Tw: oh i went for the aerospace conference, from morning till now

Me: oh. eh wo zhou liao. bye bye (i go off liao)

Tw: hahaha. ok, bye bye and see you.

WAH! NA BEIS! 1 year jc nia, his ang mo luan luan piak liao. I talk with him in chinese, he piak me back with his solid solid ang mo. i scare-d mens. so i faster zhao.

ok, next time then updates liaos.

3 stuffs i seen in polyclinic.

2006-01-06T00:15:00.000+08:00

Today go to polyclinic to acc my gf, cause she wanna buy mc, to pon tang her lesson.

While waiting i saw roger that farker, u all may ask who is he? He is the legendary fucking humourous guy i ever seen.

The most famous quote he said b4 was. "is crazy frog a frog?" this questions stays in my mind for a very long time liao. Whenever i hear crazy frog start to kp in the tv, i will think of that farker face maybe he do have a face of that crazy frog.

I also saw Weichong. He act act dunno me. i also act act dunno him. cause i owe him 20 over dollars. like dat also good. no need pay him HAHAHA.

Lastly i discovered some stuffs. All the ah gong and ah ma si bei funny. When its their turn to pay their fees, their number will be shown on the "lcd" screen in the polyclinic.

What amuse me was that, those ah gong and ah ma like dunno how to read those numbers appearing in the lcd screen. but only response when those nurses called their names. like wtf right? but those ah gong and ah ma, can go buy toto and 4D themself and sometimes can even open teletext and see they got tio beh pio anot.

Ah gongs and Ah mas are so funny.

Happy 2006

2006-01-03T00:05:00.000+08:00

ok. tomolo must go school liaos. hong gans already. si bei sians ah.

Anyway, nye (new year eve) that day, i went down to orchard to countdown.

Na beis! over there got damn fucking lots of FW. Look like black ants, moving in groups.

Of course i saw 2 couple of gays, both FW, seems that they are really lonely.

Then those FW used those spray and spray at those xiaomeimei mens. knns. Then spray already, go squeeze their neh nehs. wah biang. si bei tiko lei.

Lucky they nv spray me and squeeze my neh neh. if not i make sure i will hit their balls until it swollen until its the same size of their fucking head.

I swear, this yr end christmas or new year eve, i'll definetly bring at least 10 pple with me, armed with spray foam and spray those FW till they become white.

Any 1 wanna join my troupe named AFWM (anti - FW molester) pls put ur name at tagboard. i will regiester u all mens.

ok. dunno wad to say liao. other days then update.

si bei gins mens

2005-12-30T12:14:00.000+08:00

2005 going to finish liao. so fast. so many pple make resolutions for the new year. but those resolutions are useless la. wad study harder, wad slim down, be good bf or gf. all lj wei la.

In the end also go ite.

In the end become fatter instead of slimmer

In the end of becoming good gf or bf or together forever, they break after a few weeks.

HAHAHA see all lj wei 1 la. new year resolutions useless 1. no 1 bother to fulfil it.

on the last week of the year. pple start make resolutions. but after the first week of the year. pple forget their resolutions liaos. correct? bo liao mens.

anyway. TP webby ah really si bei lan jiaos mens. today must do the subject selections, then the whole system lag like no body business. damn stupid la. na bei. why must use internet to do subject selections? when the whole fk server can support the whole poly entering at the same time?

Next time use old school style la. paper and pens. ok liaos. dunno why u all so fucking lazy. papers also dun wanna print. zzz

Anyway 2 days ago me and ronald had a dumb converstation

this is how it goes

(Ronald eating his dinner)

me: eh u put so many chili ah? ur rice whole thing red colour mens.

ron: no la that 1 chicken la

me: wtf chicken red colour 1 ah?

ron: THAT 1 CHILLI LA

fking dumb right? guess when eating ronald wun think. HAHAHAHA sorry ronald. brotherhood ok? not sisterhood or wanlinghood HAHAHA

Merry Xmas mens.

2005-12-25T16:23:00.000+08:00

ok. merry xmas. so sad. past few days no time to blog ah. that's why now free then i blog.

Gf go honkie so i got no 1 to go out with. =(

So staying at home to eat bak kut teh with my lao peh. Dun ask me why Christmas eat bak kut teh, maybe that bak kut teh use turkey to cook 1.

anyway. last night got my secondary class outing. Thanks for those who came and payed money. and a fuck to those who came and eat like a fucking ghost being released from the 7th month and nv pay and most importantly, i seriously dun give a fuck to those who never come, they should just die. and for ur info. there wun be any more bbqs or chalets or wadever shits u guys can think off. Me kj pc and ks have been lugi money from last year all the events till now.

si bei sians. christmas stay home and do nothing. so sad. but nvm i believe there will be next year.

cheesepies! Nowadays pple tsk!

2005-12-13T00:15:00.000+08:00

Just now i kapo kapo go check my library account, see i got owe library any books bo. Then to my horror! i saw dis.

Wah biang oi! i owe them 12 fucking dollars. then i think back. i discover that. i lost my library card when i was in primary 4 then that time i kuku i didn't go make a report. I still remember how i lost it. I was buying Slupree, then beside me got 3 east view secondary school kukus. i think i left my wallet there, then, when i left the 7-11, i settled myself at a corner. then that 3 kukus, turn back and look at me as if showing to me. ( u kuku, u left ur wallet in thr. and now ur wallet is mine! SONG BO! HAHAHAH). CCB. if i still remember those buggers. i hope they got their ass played by joel lim yi ming. ccb. now make me gotta pay 12 dollars for u all, so fugging irresponsible. Na bei. ku ku jiaos!

Stupid Mfund.

2005-12-09T00:46:00.000+08:00

Just now i stayed in school to do my Multimedia fundamentals homework. I do do do, suddenly i go mad and typed all these.
I'm sorry if its too vulgur. cause i dun really give a fuck about it being too vulgur. HAHAHAHA. seriously i think mfund suck especially when u have a teacher like valentino who uses good look gel to make his hair centre parting to over up all the hole at the top of his head. He just suck and that's the bottom line.

My best friend is becoming like a lobster

2005-12-07T21:30:00.000+08:00

My friend is becoming liek a lobster mens. =( i felt pity for him. hope that he wun get caught and being made into lobster salad. =((

Red Star Award.

2005-12-05T22:01:00.000+08:00

Last night watch that Red Star award.

SEE!!! wad i said was right mens. Those fans cfm will kpkb, shouting their idols names. knn grow up lei. kp kb. only u all dumb fuck go call call support ur idols. machiam buying an award to ur idol mens. Stupid shit. so rich give me all ur money la. then i go act also. kuku jiao. kum gong lei u all.

That zoe tay worst. fugly tua neh neh. give birth liao, neh neh suddenly so big, then must make a fool out of urself mehs? fugging throw face. think u si bei funny ah. na bei, throw sg face in front of celebrity from other country. Nathan there u still like dat really buey kia si.

Just now go lan shop.

wah biang. over there got those xiao di di, over there scold vulgurs. wa biang my think my eyebrown de hair also longer than their pubic hair and my toe are longer then their dick mens. So small over there scold cb here cb there. think they dun even know wad is it.

Die liao. I sick already, got sore thorat. =( sians. hope will faster recover. cause i hate sore thorat. =((

Achievement mens!

2005-12-03T07:38:00.000+08:00

Wah biang oi!

Mai siao siao!

Today is such a achievement mens!

Today is the first time i woke up at 7 am since the start of porni life.

Sia la. maybe today go buy 4D maybe will tio.

DIET! SIAO LIAO LA

2005-12-02T00:36:00.000+08:00

Dun luff people. yes, i'm going on a diet to loose all those spare tyres i have. =( although jy dun allow me to diet. but bo bian, i si bei ai sui (vain).

1) go jogging once every 2 days
2) no carbonated drinks or sweet drinks only drink mineral water
3) no fried food
4) decrease in take of meat
5) no food after 8 pm if wan only take apple
6) one day only eat 1 half-full meal

SIAO LIAO LA! that's the 6 stuffs i gotta do. sian mens. dunno this time must take how long liao =( that time took 6 months, hope this time take 4 months or 5 months can liao. =( anyway if i never eat, pls dun ask whether i'm on a diet, cause a fucking pig will know that if a person skip a meal means his on a diet, pls dun ask such question pls if not i will group u to a group call "AASQ club" (always ask stupid question club) and i have put jasmine as the leader of the club. thank u guys. all i need are ur support. that's the most important! thanks guys.

si bei heng mens!

2005-11-30T00:37:00.000+08:00

Na bei! today i si bei heng.

First thing, i drop my ez-link. then lucky deane picked it up and pass it back to me. heng mens. if not other bad pple take, go borrow loanshark then i die liao. must go sell my backside to joel lim. since his a ghey.

Second thing, i saw something solid. i saw a girl with quite a deep voice kinda acting cute. WAH BIANG OI! i see liao i wan go long piak (bang wall in hokkien) i see liao buey tahan mens, got no appetite mens, hope that she wun come hunt me inside my dream tonight. if not i will go mad mens. maybe i should go si beh lor (four horse road) and go find guan ying ma liao go get 1 tailsman if not i wun be able to sleep mens.

Anyway, Joel lim failed his drafting and still dun wanna come for lesson keep sitting at the yr 3 that side looking at kelvin and flirt with jason ( he look like a butch to me. his so farking small sized and white look like a 100% butch or ghey esp. his dressing sense, and i think he got neh neh also.) tsk. he really should get serious liao. if not he gotta take drafting together with yr 1 of 2006 liao mens. tsk

Lastly, Kelvin kinda propose to join and work in BMW, HAHAHAH KUKU JIAO BMW my pi gu ah. u work at BMW then i'm the boss of BMW liao, then make u every day come help me wash my shoes, help me make kopi or help me massage liao. Dun act pro la. go work in BMB (Big Mouth Bastards) la not BMW la. na bei. think b4 u talk lei. think u so pro is it? actually kana shit mens. thinking ur rendering so pro? u are just wasting ur parent's money on buying copic markers la. na bei. ur style ur style? style ur HEAD la. kuku jiao. u are just wasting ur time in PID, u should go find joel lim and both of u should merry together, and live happily ever after. and u can happily render joel lim's ass and joel lim can take ur dick to do design drafting.

5566 my ass.

2005-11-28T23:51:00.000+08:00

Now watching channel U call wad crossfire 1.

over there got 1 xiao mei mei. she is 5566 fan.

cb. she say until 5566 machiam a god. and say 5566 is real why? cause 1 of the guy admit that he is bold and has white hair. WTF! eh i got hair also. means i real also la? HAHAHAHA. call me 7788 mens. na bei. if a singer is for real, in concert they WUN FUCKING LIP-SING. HAHAHA. so get ur fucking rights clear u xiao mei mei.

5566 are gays, only 2 guys from their group can sing, while the other 2 only know how to shake their ass behind and dance to the fugging beat. pls dun call urself singers, call urself dancers pls or call urself gays. girls go mad about them cause of their fugging looks and thinking they are so fucking perfect. but in actual fact, 5566 are farktards. if i never remember wrongly, one of the reporter who interviewed 5566, said that 5566 si bei act seh. always late 1, i think i know why. guess all 4 of them at hotel wanking each other, that's why late.

Although i kinda like 5566 but only their variety shows, not their singing pls.

i admit i got idol, which is gay chou. but hey, he don't dance? he dun lip sing during concert? he gave his absolute best in his concerts? he used his albums to show respect to her mum and idols by naming after them not like some singers like 5566 who dun give a shit about their parents. Although gay chou know how to play bball, but he never act in MVP but, 5566 who dunno how to fugging play basketballs but only know how to play each other balls act in mvp. WAD A JOKE. HAHAHAH

In conclusion, 5566 should disband and each of them should die of aids.

My father very de funny mens.

2005-11-26T21:47:00.000+08:00

He very de funny mens.

Just now, i got my letter from tp, i haven't open the letter, he was just beside me, and he kept asking me wad is the letter about for about twice or more. wah biang si bei buey ta han, as if without opening the letter i will know wad is it about mens.

Then just now i say i wanna go have a drink with pc. then he come ask me pc why from pasir ris come all the way to tamp to eat? i said cause he went out. then he come ask me he go out with hu. WTF!!! HOW I KNOW MENS! pengs la, he very de funny la.

I see him i headache mens, hope next time he wun like dat liaos.

HAHAHA he hong gan liao.

2005-11-25T01:34:00.000+08:00

song bo. i know the name of that fugging yr 2 kia liao.

his name is... (drum rolll)

JOEL LIM YI MING
0402522G

and he repeated his fugging design drafting HAHAHAHA WAD A WEAK ASS! see told ya! his a weakling. HAHAHAHA gotta repeat a yr 1 module, HAHAHA I THINK HE GOING TO FAIL LIAO! he die liao. anyway he having his drafting lesson on tuesday 3 to 6. wanna see him? go to that class, the 1 who look most like a pile of shit other than joel ang, will be him. HAHAHA SONG BO!

Joel lim, u jia larts liao. i going kp u liaos, u hong kans, better go find u mother, arbo u cry u fugger!

lan jiao yr 2's

2005-11-22T22:46:00.000+08:00

yesterday went for a talk by 2 ang mos at LT

we sat in front of a row of yr 2. then knn. once we step in to the LT that yr 2 started to kp sixian.

sixian was wearing pink jacket, and using a pinkish hp. then that fucken yr 2 guy started to critises sixian as if his mouth was a chicken backside. "whole body pink no style at all" PCB! ur fucken face like a piece of smelly cunt. and u dare to say pple no style? ur fucken square top hair make u so fucking look like sponge bob square pants. and u think u got a fucken style? wearing some cheapskate t-shirts and wearing some giodarno or baleno jeans? a big fuck to ur cb face.

next, grace took out her i-pod nano, and xue cong took out his i-pod video. of course that fucker got some stuffs to comment on too. "see the yr 1 trying to show off already" wah biang oi. ur fucking mouth really looks exactly like ur face. both of them are cunts. na bei. we take out our stuffs means wanna show off? pcb. u got no fucken money to buy then dun comment on it, if u need money i can intro u to some gays and get ur fucken backside played by them and maybe by that u can earn a few bucks to buy a cheap mp3 player? then u can go round showing off to pple and say, " HEY! LOOK AT MY MP3 PLAYER! I EARN IT BY GETTING MY SMELLY, HAIRY ASS PLAYED BY MICHEAL JACKSON! COOL ISN'T IT?!" and really u deserve get fucked by a gay.

lastly, the guy from argentina (song bo! LOSE TO ENGLAND) started to present, of course the girls around me started to feel horny due to that guys looks, and started to talk dirty. and guess wad that ah gua guy said? "look the yr 1 are making a fool out of themself. we keep quiet let them make a fool out of themself." CB!! wad make a fool out of ourself huh? do u know that? since ur fucken head came out from ur mum's smelly and hairless cunt, u are already making a fool out of urself.

ur looks totally throws the face of every man, even he jia look better than u. knn.

ur dress sense, pls, u are just a fucking fashion disaster la. na bei.

ur hair style, pcb, even my ah gong's pubic hair looks nicer than ur hairstyle

that mole on ur mouth area (if i never see wrongly, if not it should be a small piece of shit left over at ur mouth since u have been eating shit) looks exactly like a dunno wad shit i can name la!

last but not least, your mouth smells exactly like the stuffs coming out from the place that the sun doesn't shine and a big fuck to u, u fugger.

na beh! kum gong taxi driver

2005-11-21T23:07:00.000+08:00

na beh! just now go take cab from tm back home. He started the meter b4 i abroad the cab, which is nvm. but wad pisses me off was the long route he purposely took! if i were to go home from tm, it at most cost 4 including 1 dollar peak hour charge, in the end it cost 5:50. CHAO NEH NEH! nowadays those ahmad (taxi driver) really si bei not honest lei, wanna eat my money machiam eat shark fin. wat also must eat finish cannot waste. na beh!

of course, i scolded that taxi driver. saying "3:50 liao i still at tm area. stupid", "eh u know how to drive 1 not?" and "stupid ass" i know i'm bad, but i nv swear at him already si beh good liao hor. neh neh. he should thank his lucky stars.

na beh, really hope he kena accident. eh, cannot so bad. hope his kuku jiao kena stuck in his wife's "bird hole" then must cut his kuku jiao off. na beh. really si bei du lan. next time i see this kind of dishonest ahmad again. i gotta swear till his neh neh ji got mushroom growing on it.knn.

wah kaoz! i think my fucken nose spoil liao!

2005-11-18T00:40:00.000+08:00

wah biang. just now going home that time. got 1 guy sat in front of me. he fucken smelly la. na bei. i think he just had his scoccer game? and he was wearing those pasar malam 3 for 10 dollars soccer jersey, and he smell totally like a piece of fucken shit la.

i swear to god. i tried to cover my nose with my t-shirt and breathe. and i still can fucken smell that fucker's smell. wah lan eh! i almost wanna vomit my testicles and my intestine out mens! i sat there for less than 2 mins and i shifted away. and i can bet with u if a fly were to fly pass that guy, that fly will definetly squeeze his own balls and swear "who the fuck so smelly". i think that guy's sweat glands kena cloated with cums and have faggot, maggot or wadever aggot u can find in the world. i swear to god his the smelliest person i ever smelt. cb! hope he bath properly if not there might be fungus growing around his kuku jiao area. can ask yi liang how fragrance that fucker is. oh i said my nose is spoil is because, just now when i remove my shoes, i smelled pringles coming out from my shoe, bbq favour somemore mens! maybe pringles' bbq favour is being made by adding those sweat squeezed out from that fucker's armpit and the smell of a person's shoe? song bo!

Anyway, when on the bus i watched tv-mobil. must make use wad. pay 70 cents of course must use their facilities. anyway. they were showing the show "man oh man" nan ren bang. its a variety that shows wad is the most fashion or the ah lian way, the most IN! clothing (but ah lians' IN clothing all can be found in This Fashion) for man. and guess wad the most funny part? the show is being sponsored by a cream for women to rub their neh neh so that their neh neh as big as zoe. simi kuku jiao right? a man show kena sponsored by a woman's product, kuku jiao! i think they wanna show that the cream can be use for man to make the neh neh big is it? dumb anals. if really can use for man, i no need liao. cause i got nice and muscular neh neh.

WAH BIANG OI! si bei hot and steamy mens!

2005-11-15T22:49:00.000+08:00

just now i took bus home.

then on the bus got a couple i guess, both girls. of course 1 is a fucking butcher (butch) and another is that passive and active voice (passive).

na bei, i sit beside them, then when i was reaching my stop ah. na bei neh neh ji! i saw that butcher fondling and squeezing that passive's neh neh. WAH BIANG OI! i first time see such a les act mens!

I got a strong blood rush to my brain, of course my little di di below. and my didi also wanna watch. stand up and kpo wanna watch.

wah lan eh, then 1 of them was wearing the acjc pe uniform, i dunno if she really from acjc, cause she kinda small, small built not neh neh small. although neh neh also kinda small, cause she bind it like a stupid shit head, dunno how she breathe. she keep binding, later he nipple go inside her breast then she know.

Wah biang oi! i will never forget la! si bei shiok mens!

finally i realise that moola is so important

2005-11-14T22:35:00.000+08:00

wah biang oi. moola (money) is so fucking important la. its as important as a kuku jiao if a man wanna wank.

wah biang. today woked up late for school. and kuku jiao. gotta take a cab down to school and na bei then i found out that i left with 12 bucks. after the taxi, i got fucked by it and 6 dollars from my wallet flew happily into the taxi driver wallet. which means i left with a fucken 6 bucks, i ate a sandwich and drink a cup of water. which cost 2 bucks, and i now left with 4 bucks, after lunch, i left with 0 moola.

CAN U BELIEVE IT? I WENT TO CITY HALL WITH 0 MOOLA IN MY WALLET.

Lj, of course jy was there, so she became my loanshark for 1 day, of course bo interest. then everyday she pay, i feel so small white face mens ( xiao bai lian) but nvm, tomolo returning her the moola.

After dinner, i wanna go home. then jy forced me to take cab home, cause too tired, then knn, i go up the cab there put extra charge 2 dollars, wah ninabei, daylight robbery si bo? i si bei du lan mens. why got extra 2 dollars charge 1? i tout 1 dollar at most? simi kuku jiao. i was supposed to take from city hall all the way back to tamp. but i see the meter jump jump jump, my heart pain pain pain. so i decided alight at geylang, and na bei that small distance cost 7.80 moola. NO WONDER now got so fucking lots of cab companys. even sell gas 1 also wanna kpo kpo chup inside dun wan sell gas liao.

then went to develop my photos. then knn! then i found out that i sort of a pathetic 75 cents and of course that uncle si beh generous, let me off. but i decided to tomolo go back his shop pay him back 75 cents, arbo i scared he go put pig head in front of my house mens! then i die liao.

Kuku jiao mens, moola really si bei important mens, no moola no talk, now then i understand wad it mean mens si beh jia lat ah. now left with 10 bucks only, and i gotta return jy that 10 bucks. But lucky got some more moolah coming on the way since i worked during the holiday. Si bei de shiok mens!

Golden beh award vs Hong xing award

2005-11-13T21:51:00.000+08:00

Just finish watching the taiwan that golden beh award.

i can only say that the ceremony is just so well ordered and grand, not like sg that red star award.

Golden beh award gave pple a high class feeling but red start award give pple a kind of market feeling. why? cause there are damn lots of teenage girl fans shouting here and there machiam market like dat. kuku jiao. sometimes they kp till can't even hear wad the host is talking. cb kang 1.

Wad "zoe! wo men yong yuan zi chi ni!" zi chi ur neh neh ji la. i noe zoe got big neh neh. from a jump to d, machiam free like dat. knn sia. so many girls wan big neh neh also cannot. must go surgery, waste a few thousands dollars, in the end, operation fail. then become 1 neh neh big 1 neh neh small.

Red star award should ban those char bor dun like them go in, arbo they over there shout shout shout simi lanjiao also cannot hear. dun believe? watch the upcoming red star award la. u can hear those, "fan wen fang! WO AI NI!" ai ur kuku de lan pa head la. lj, u know those stars those stars also dun give a kuku bird about u all la. only u all these kum gong head. waste money call call call vote vote vote. dumb ass la.

By the way, gay chou won de best new actor award. kuku jiao, he si bei tyco mens. his debut movie got less than 100 lines also can win. HAHAHA. then hou pei chen (jay chou's gf) si bei happy. think tonight they going to piak liao. HAHAHAHAH!

simi kuku jiao? Auntie again? Wah biang oi

2005-11-09T22:01:00.000+08:00

wah biang oi. i think i really offended all the aunties mens!

Today took bus 8 to Tamasake Porni (Temasek Poly), then around 2 stops b4 Tamasake Porni, got 1 auntie wearing yellow t-shirt, which is so tight that it shows all the tyres surrounding her stomach and a white skirt that is so fugly (fucking ugly) .

When she boarded her bus, it as if she own the bus mens! she just throw her 2 breast, i mean bags on the floor and those 2 bags hit the legs of another orpit (office) boy, i see liao buay lun mens, feel like kicking her off the bus, but then i give her chance, cause she like heavier than me, later the bones of my legs all break.

Then after tapping her Ez-link, she turned and face me, and her 2 spare tyres were in front of my face, kuku jiao la! morning see this 1 liao no wonder today whole day nv eat much. i just looked down and tried to take a nap.

Then suddenly i felt a itchy sensation at my knee, then i look up, WAH BIANG OI! that auntie in front of me was shaking her back side mens, then shake till si bei song then her skirt keep tickling my knee. WAH LAN EH, machiam wanna seduce me, maybe cause of my nice and muscular neh neh then she see liao wanan seduce me mens.

Na bei then she keep using her skirt to tickle me, i siam her she still come tickle, wah lan eh, make me lagi du lan, and i like wanna tell her liao, but she alight already. wah biang, next time i see that kuku auntie i gotta smack that fatty stomach of hers and make sure she apologize to me mens.

Si bei song mens, i got a new friend liao, and that is moses director of TPDS, SONG BO! dun jealous ok? anyway, wah biang oi, he si bei solid mens, tell me those stuffs about how to plan school, wah biang mens, i listen liao also buey ta han and tried to understand, budden only understand a bit, too bad so sad.

Today that kelvin si bei stuck up mens, come to yr 1 here scold us "wad's the problem" wah biang oi, talk until si bei xia lan mens, directors list so wad mens, now moses my new brother liao, u jia lat already, although now u final year, graduating soon, i make sure ah u kuku bird or ur backside kena play by all the letchers ah and i ask moses to remove u from the directors list then u can go fly kite liao. kuku jiao, u better dun come di siao me ah, if not i gotta suffocate u with my pair my hard and smooth neh neh.

Last but not least, i bought 20 COPIC MARKER FOR THE PRICE OF 74 DOLLARS SONG BO! HAHAHA pid pple, if u wan go tp bookshop buy, but too bad so sad, left a bit only. dun cry ok? later kelvin come ask u all "wad's ur problem" then u jia lat liao mens!

Eventful day mens

2005-11-08T22:25:00.000+08:00

Today had basic video, its fun ah. at first i tout the class was cool as most of us of the pple there are pid pple. but knn. suddenly joel ang and yuan ling walk in, wah biang oi. i kena knocked-out mens. both my 2 best friends walk in mens. I was fine with it if they keep quiet. but knn, that joel ang will be so fucking act clever and wanna answer all the question. but too bad so sad, all wrong ah. he should go suck some nipple head.

Next, jy came my house to have some char kway tiao. then when jy and me waiting for cab that time. a malay family which consist of around 8 pple? 2 parents and around 6 children ( power mens, the man really got a good fucking skills, and that woman really know how to give birth). But anyway as a broad heart breast person (xing xiong hen guang da) i let them have the cab first, so around 5 of them went in, leaving 3 behind. It was the man and 2 little boy boy. Then guess wad. that man bought those 2 kids in front of us trying to snatch cab. wah biang mens, kuku jiao, i give u take 1 cab first liao u still wanna kope another 1? lj mens. i wanna chop off his kuku mens. As a bastard boy, i ask jy to follow me in front and stand in front of that guy, while we were walking there a cab was about to take them liao. but me and jy dun care, we just snatch the cab. and jy went up the cab and go home. then i just turn around and look at the guy and walk in a xia lan way and ask him "SONG BO!?!?!?!"

Then when i waiting for the lift. a mad women was waiting for the lift with me. she was once my tutor, but now like become sot liao talk to cats and birds and herself. duno is it she teach me till she siao. When the lift open, i saw an ah beng, he got a stylo milo centre parting which ah bengs think is cool. he gelled his hair as if gel was free like dat. and he was listening to welcome to my life. WAH BIANG OI, so long liao that song still listen, and play till so loud, u think u stylo is it? wah lau eh, my ah ma nv wear clothes also more style than u.

Then i went inside the lift with that siao char bor. then i realised that me and her were the only 2 person in the lift mens! WHAT IN THE NAME OF SWEET JESUS, MARY MOTHER, ALLAH, BUDDHA AND TUA PEK KONG!!!! I really scared she rape me mens, cause i got a pair of nice and muscular neh neh! AH! then she say she very tired. knn dunno wad she do last night mens! when reach 11th storey i faster choing out mens, wait she squeeze my chest.

Wah biang oi, i might have lose my virgin body to a fugly, shitty and mentally challenged person mens! phew, lucky i'm alright if not i cfm become like her talk to cats and birds liao.

I feel cheap and dirty.

2005-11-07T23:20:00.000+08:00

Today i feel so cheap and dirty, first, the day start off with ronald's finger nails poke directly at my nipples wah lau eh, not only that he go blog inside his blog,

Summary of the day: Great achievement, pinched zhenhao DIRECTLY on his nipple.

Wah lan eh.

Next, florence today squeeze my chest (not breast) twice and she spank me. and she keep wanting to touch my big muscular chest. of course i use my both hand to KAP my 2 chest to prevent my 2 nice neh neh from getting hurt.

I will definetly take down wadever stuffs florence did to me, and at the end of year 3, i will make sure her pussy bleed as if its having a volcano eruption.

Now must go wash my neh neh liao, wash away all those dirty memories =(

Wah Biang Oi! why like dat?

2005-11-07T23:13:00.000+08:00

just now i go jogging, when i about to finish my last lap that time. why auntie come talk to me.

"ehhh xiao di ah er ling ba zai na li ah? (ehhh small brother (no pun intended) 208 at where ah?"

WAH BIANG OI! i was so fucking exhausted and breathless then u still come talk to me, i just say
"bu zhi dao la (dunno la)" then i ran off. wah lau, why nowadays de auntie all come shoot me mens? is it cause of my post about aunties taking public transport?

Auntie ah, dun like dat lei. give chance ok? auntie teh peng ji puay ok? u happy i happy can liao.

cb mens! tio this kind of kuku jiao electives

2005-11-04T22:47:00.000+08:00

Module Title : Line Animation 1
Synopsis : The Subject includes the understanding of the 12 principles of animation. It explains why there’s a need to apply the knowledge in Physics (e.g. weight, friction, force and gravity) into their drawings in order to get the correct visualization of life in their animation.

smlj? drawing also got physics, na bei. all thanks to cheryl tang i gotta stick with physics again. I going to my general offine to drop my this fucking elective liao. knn. Although ronald said this.

http://ohronald-wow.blogspot.com Post on the legendary X. says:
DRAW DRAW DRAW AND DRAW AND DRAW NUDE GIRLS AND TO DRAW AND DRAW AND DRAW

although can draw some neh neh. but i still decided to drop this electives. too hard liao la knn.

also ronald taught me 1 new vulgarity. very solid 1, got present participle inside 1

http://ohronald-wow.blogspot.com Post on the legendary X. says:
chee fucking bye

si beh solid mens! thanks ronald!

Wad happened today prove that i am really that bad.

2005-11-04T00:57:00.000+08:00

NeoMatrix: That time I was in the lift with my Father. Some siao AUNTIE thinks she very pretty don't want to walk into lift.

guess wad ks. today, i go downstairs again i walked towards the lift that time. got 1 auntie around 40+ and her daughter around 4 years old was walking towards the lift too. when the auntie pressed for the lift. the auntie saw me coming (no pun intended) she faster pulled her daughter away. and in a very fast speed. WTF! as if i will poke them at their ass mens! guess that my face resembles some pevertic rapist? wah biang mens!

am i that bad?

2005-11-03T00:54:00.000+08:00

just now go downstairs buy things. then was walking behind one lao auntie. then both of us walked the same road. then na bei the auntie machiam think that i wanna rape her or rob her mens! she see me she faster run away. Then when i reached my block. she kept turning her head to look at me. wad i do? i showed my trademark. my angry face

then she faster ran off. am i really that scary? =/ dunno -shrug

uncles and aunties

2005-11-01T20:42:00.000+08:00

*uncles and aunties*

reason why i update my blog?? there u go

http://ohronald-wow.blogspot.com ... says:
chee bye sial nvr update one

cause got 1 guy everyday come scold me if i never update my blog. >.<

anyway. i shall blog about uncles and aunties in this post.

10 stuffs UNCLE AND AUNTIE will do when taking a public transport.

1) When the bus is crowded with people. Uncles or Aunties will scold u for not moving inside the bus. But those Uncles and Aunties most probably have fats clotting the veins of their eyes, which affects their eyesight and preventing them to see that there is no fucking space to move in.

2) Even before the reach their destinated stops. Uncles and Aunties will get up from their seats very quickly and get ready to get down. Maybe is because there are some kind of gifts waiting for them if there were the first one to alight the bus but there are non. so i dun see a reason why they are so excited the alight the bus.

3) In the bus, Uncles and aunties will talk in their favourite handphone which is 3310 or 8250 very loudly as if they want all the passengers to hear their conversation. from that, u can know that they also have fats clotting the vein in their ears.

4) Uncles and Aunties will be so farking excited to go up the bus. The reason why? maybe because the love to tap their ez-link cards at the ez-link card readers and hear the *teet teet* sound. or maybe they got fetish for it?

5) When Uncles and Aunties are bored. They will listen or choose ringtones from their favourite phone like 3310 or 8250. Ringtones are not those they dl from igunan.com or wad so ever. but are Free ringtones provided in those phones. like merry christmas all those shit. and not only that. they will on the volume till the loudest trying to be some hip hop pple >.<.

6) In the bus, Uncle and Auntie carrying those big big plastic bags which contain stuffs that they bought from the market, they will usually put their plastic bag on the seats. occupying seats, as if their plastic bags have ass >.< after that, they will make the seats wet. as if those plastic bags urinated on the seats.

7) In the bus, uncles and aunties when they saw empty seats. they will be so excited to get their fat and smelly ass on the seats. its as if they saw gold on their seats and scared that pple will snatch it from them and they will like go and snatch the seats as if hungry vultures snatching food from dead bodies.

8) In the train, uncles and auntie will be very excited to abroad the train, and when the door open, they will just rush in without allowing space of passengers to alight. maybe because they still think that they are so slim and sexy that they dun take up any spaces for alighting when they are going up the train.

9) When uncle and auntie go out in a group to chiong. when they take public transport. they will chop for places. so that the whole group of uncle and auntie can sit together and talk and talk and talk non-stop as if tomolo they will become dumb.

10) When uncle and auntie are going down on that stop. if pple are blocking their exit. they will just squeezed their way thru or worse scold u and ask u to step aside. i dunno why, maybe they dunno the "bus stopping" button is being installed in the bus. or maybe if they were to alight the bus one second late. they will get raped like dat as if pple wan to rape. nabei

ok those are the top 10 stuffs uncle and auntie will do when taking the public transport. and a big fuck to all those kiasu uncle and kia si auntie. and btw zhen hao has just own ur ass.

kuku mens

2005-10-08T19:37:00.000+08:00

i think i long time nv post. then a lot of pple miss me like annoymous and comment. i think they miss me a lot. then shy to tell other pple their name. that's why they name themself as annoymous and comment. i l0rbbe Comment's england. so powderful 1. bf is boyfriend can change to (BASTARDIZED 1*beep*2) siao siao. not easy ok? must be as humji as comment then can do it 1 ok? siao siao. m. i decided to change my name to comment. cause maybe my england can improve, and maybe next year england can win world cup. so all england fans. change ur name to Comment. althought si bei humji. but nvm england can win most ImPotent! alrites? ^^

2005-09-16T23:54:00.000+08:00

HAPPY 2 MONTHS ANNIVERSARY MY BABY!!!!!! I LOVE U! :))

Sex?

2005-09-16T01:41:00.000+08:00

(ps: this post may be too disturbing for some people i'm sorry)

sex? is it fun? is it enjoyable? is it full of risk? To be frank, SEX is enjoyable yet its full of risk, cool huh? i shall not elaborate much about the fact that sex is enjoyable cause i believe that u guys know it better than i do, right?

why is sex full of risk? first and foremost, unprotected sex leads to pregnancy, imagine due to the fact of being too horny, u fucked ur gf, then never wear condom, then suay suay tio beh pio ur gf pregnant, then ur freedom and ur gf's freedom will get TIED down by this baby, this unwanted baby. look around you, there are sooooo many cases of babies being thrown away after they are being delivered by their mothers, why could they be so cruel? The babies are innonect! they are being made cause u and ur fucking turtle head bf too horny then go and fuck around like a bunch of dogs, then wanna save money dun wan wear condom, then got this baby, in the end, u give birth to it, u throw it away?! shame on u la, and can u imagine some of these pple are only students who are still studying secondary school? i really can't imagine wad is Singapore becoming? Singapore is like turning more and more westernized where by students or teenagers, go round fucking like a bunch of horny dogs which go till where fuck till where, just like wad students from the europe side are doing. sigh, really hope that these shits will end. and please remember something, the best gift to give ur the other half, is ur own clean and untouched body.

next, why is sex full of risk? STD (sexually transmitted diseases). there are all kinds of STD, but i dunno any of them, so sad, so can't teach u all, but from wad some of my friends say, the dick of the guy will drop. like wtf? LOL maybe they are just trying to talk cock, but anyway, how is STD being passed around? is because of those DIRTY AH PEH who go to geylang and fuck chicken, then dun wanna wear condom cause wanna save money to buy more kopi to drink, then tio 1. then they go toilet, any how shoot urine on the toilet bowl, as u know AH PEH are just so fucking LAZY and DIRTY, then those innonect pple suay suay sit on the toilet bowl then tio the STD then that person go Fark another person then that person tio then pass and pass machiam pass rumour like dat then a lot of pple tio. suay ah. so please, AH PEH stop going round fucking chicken la! so old still wanna fuck, hope that u all die of heart attack! @%^$%^*@%

Lastly, AIDS. the common term pple will use. "eh eh, dun go geylang la, later tio aids"
"eh eh dun be gay la, gay easy to tio aids one lei" AIDS? guess a lot of pple know wad is it right? its a Disease where by all the virus will kill all ur immue system then u will slowly die of rotting, scary huh? but why do pple still go round fucking like no body business? cause they got the same old thinking "Aiya! wun so suay tio 1 la" "choy! dun anyhow say la, wun so easy tio 1 la, so many pple also go round fucking", trust me, getting aids is as easy as getting a mosquito bite. But dun fear, Aids can be prevented easily for example, not to have causal sex or too much different sex partner. and do take the effort to wear a condom when having sex, it doesn't cost around 1k for one condom but just a dollar plus and a thin piece of rubber can prevent u of getting killed. cool huh? but pls, dun have the thinking that, wear 2 or 3 condoms at a same time will be safer then wearing 1 condom at a time. just imagine, do u see some motorcyclist wearing 2 or 3 helmet when riding their motorcycle? no right? why is it more dangerous to wear 2 to 3 condoms at a same time then wearing one? due to the fact that 3 condoms will cause more tension at the man's dick, and with the rubbing effect, it will cause the rubber to rip off some of the skin of the man's dick, therefore causing some opening for the virus or Aids to go in. cool huh? so just put 1 at a time, i know that Singaporeans are damn kiasu, must a lot than others or the more the better. but dun la ok?

k, enuff of sex la. hope that my this post will stop u guys from fucking around like a dog. and we are turning 18 soon, legal age to go clubbing all these, and we will meet lots of hot chicks, but do try to control la. but if really buay tahan ah. WEAR CONDOM PLS! it will protect u for 99% and that 1 left % is waiting for me to design a better condom ah. so for now just pray hard that u wun be that 1% ah, go www.guanyingma.com. ok?

looks?

2005-09-14T23:33:00.000+08:00

Are looks really that important? hmm.. i dunno. but to me it really does matter. but only to a very very minor extend ah. u wouldn't want a girlfriend to look black even though she is a chinese, to have short curly hair, fat and a fuck up attitude right? opps does it sound like some person studying in pid? i dunno. coincident maybe! ^^ anyway. m.. i still remember 1 sentence Ch3n told me. Girls use their heart to choose lovers, Guys use their eyes to choose lovers. is it true? hmm.. well i do agree that girls use hearts to choose lovers, why? cause. walk around town or bugis. u will definetly see some CHIO BU with a bf, but wad's most amazing is that the BF look like a BF (BASTARDIZED FUCKER) which means they are ugly or should i say HIGHLY CHALLENGED BY THEIR APPEARANCE? yea. that sounds better. but anyway. See this does shows that girls really used their heart to think, but there are still some girls that usually goes for looks and well i think this kind of bitches should burn in hell, JUST LIKE JESLYN the girl who i blogged about b4.

Anyway back to topic. m.. guys? i agree totally that guys usually think with their eyes. which means, appearance come first. but cannot blame us right? if we dun think this way, will there be girls who dolled themself up till so nice? and if we dun think this way, ang mo pple come sg, walk at town they will get shocked, cause they will see bunch and bunch of aunties and ah soh who wear pyjamas out to town. right? anyway, yea its wrong to go for looks and should go for inner-beauty but if that person dun look good, will u be bothered to look at their inner-beauty? i know its wrong to condemn some1 via their looks. but bo bian la, i also didn't meant it to condemn yuan ling right? =( but some guys dun go for looks, for example this guy. who is he? he is yuan ling's bf. woot he rocks right? he can actually go steady with yuan ling. m.. maybe he wanna know how to get tanned like an indian? or maybe he wanna perm his hair just like yuan ling's curly hair? i dunno mens. hard to say ah. or maybe "beauty lies in the eyes of the beholder?" but i think for yuan ling's case it will be "beauty lies in the blind eyes of the beholder"

But if looks isn't important. why do some pple only get gf or bf when they turn pretty or handsome? take me for example. but i'm not talking about me become more handsome, just that last time i used to be rsf (round, short and fat) i tried to jio 2 girls, but to no avail. i still remember there's 1 girl who i tried to jioed, she said that if i grow thinner then she might consider me, i even wanted to slim down, just to be with her but my determination defeated my idea, that's why i didn't get to be with that girl cause i didn't manage to slim down. HAHAHA. so i du lan, i went on a mad dieting period, i slimed down 25 kgs and became slimmer, and then my love life started to improve, there u go, appearance does matters la. anyway, just dun go for looks too much la pple, no matter wad its still the inner beauty that counts. just imagine if u got a very pretty girl, but she got a attitude of a kid, and a girl who is not very pretty, but she is matured, who will u choose? hope u guys know the right answer. but yuan ling is not pretty and she has a attitude of a kid. errrrrrr........ so i still dunno why she got a bf.. HAHAHA maybe wad i said above is true? cause he wanna know how to get tanned like an indian? or maybe he wanna perm his hair just like yuan ling's curly hair? hahaha dunno anyway adios!

love?

2005-09-13T01:19:00.000+08:00

m.. was bathing just now and suddenly thought of this topic to talk about. m.. wad is love? pple maybe wondering. but in my own opinion, love is actually putting the person u love the first piority in every stuffs u do. but well love can't be explained anyway. anyway, m.. love?

In sg, there are an increasing number of lesbians. is it cause we all guys are not good enough? No, the reason is cause they think that girls will treat girls better? bullshit pls. and wad is lesbian? 2 pple of the same sex having affections towards each other. but pls look at sg's lesbians. cfm 1 of them is butch. CFM 1, but take a look at america, all the lesbians are "PURE" lesbians, which means they dun bind their fucking boobs together just like wad the butches in sg did, they dun cut funky or punk hairstyle like all the butches in sg did, and they acted famine unlike the butches in sg, they walk as though there a piece of baseball bat sticking in between their legs. so wad's my point? the lesbian in sg actually most of them are "straight" cause their "Bf" dress as guy. which means they are actually dating a "guy" but just that the girls feel more secure when having a girl as a "bf". get wad i mean?

Next, lets talk about sex. when talk about sex. most pple will blush, will say eeee, or even just walked away. why? is it cause sex is illegal? is it disturbing? but think about it. how are u being made? is it cause ur father kiss ur mother then ur mum pregnant then got u? is it cause both of them wear wedding dress then go baby? NO, it cause of sex. why is sex related to love? m.. sex is actually one of the process that will improve the love life of couples. think about it, why is it call making love? not doing love? not having love? sex is called making love is cause pple wanna convey the idea that having sex, will create or make "more love" between couples, so pls next time when pple talk about sex pls be open about it. but pls dun go around fucking like a dog pls.

m.. lets talk about teenagers in love. m.. just browse thru friendster. those mei mei that got stead. they will definetly put peektures of her bf and her as primary peekture and say "i love u 1314" or "i love u forever", EH fuck it. pls get a life. u think forever exist? pls. even now u all together and marry each other. one day both of u will definetly seperate why? cause either one of u cfm die earlier than the other. also take a look at those friendster account. they will put like " i love forever, pls dun leave me" but a few months later, they will put like "where is my prince charming?" or "there is a tear behind every smile" wtf right? ZZZ this shows that they are immatured and any kind of shitty expressions u can think of it suits them la!

hmm. next. in poly, even though we are in poly, pple may think we are more matured? i agree to a certain extend. why? cause there are still a few with farked - up kiddy brains. who? i wun say. but for example. there's this guy in my course he seems to be quite close with another girl. although i am curious to know the truth whether are they together? but i dun go round bugging that guy asking him whether are they together. but instead. there's a girl in my course who is so fucking excited to know whether are they together. even added that guy into conversation and started bugging that guy and said its a court case, and said wad he got all the right to remain silent but wad he said will going to be used in court. WTF? eh miss funny is it? get a life la. pple together not, ur problem is it? even if they together, wad can u do? kio ka yo lam pa? opps forget u got no lam pa. pls get my point i'm not trying to pit point to any 1 but i'm just trying to say that, when pple is in love or something, just congratulates them or something la. instead of trying to bugged him about the truth or something. when pple are together, we got our own fucking eyes to see right? -.- no need to go asking around la. and pls get a life dudes.

k, this is actually not a post of kp-ing other pple, but instead trying to convey my idea about love. not that i'm down in love, but just that stuffs that i have encountered about love =) [^____^]\/

Nothing much

2005-08-24T00:15:00.000+08:00

m.. today nothing much happened. but knew that yuan ling kinda attp?

She borrowed the indian ethnic costume for her creth presentation don't know where she borrow 1 mens. but i guess she's in the SIA not singapore international airlines since she doesn't have the figure but only a size of a pig so SIA in this time represent SINGAPORE INDIANS ASSOCIATIONS. look at her, except being the fact that she dunno how to speak indian she just look totally like an indian pls. she got curly hair and she's black also! it was her fucking idea who wanna do indian dance as the presentation for Creth. and heard from jy, she's very enthu about it.. m... perhaps she wanna spread to others that indian dances rocks. cause in the movie they can bo tai bo ji at a jungle dancing suddenly fly to a garden there and dance. and there is no fucking link at all between those 2 sence except being the fact that its full of indians.

Anyway, after the presentation. jy wanna return yuan ling the costume. but yuan ling die die also dun wan. na bei! attitude lor. wtf. is she borrowed 1 wad she should take resposibility to keep all the costume back right? but instead she didn't i guess she is too lazy to collect back. as u can see from her size right? woohoo so horizontally challenged 1. cfm lazy 1 la. heard from jy that got a shuai ge wanna know her? for fuck sake. i dun think the guy wanna know her. but instead where she gets her permed hair! opps. she didn't permed her hair right? its natural right? sorry for the wrong info mens =/ (purposely say wrong 1) nvm i can intro that guy who wanna know yuan ling to dominic from vsc since he just got a new hairstyle which totally looks like pua chu kang except that he dun have those yellow boots and that mole. nvm! dominic can borrow that mole from stella. since stella got so many mole on her face! m.. i nearly wanna go find yuan ling's taiji. but jy held me back ask me to calm down. so bo bian gotta listen to her. if next time. yuan ling is in same group as me. woohoo i will tell u i will swear at her till her fucking curly black hair turn straight, her fucking fats coming out from her body and till her body turn white. and for ur info it was me who turn micheal jackson white. cause i sweared at him.

K enuff of busting pple. m. bye guys and thanks for coming sorry for the grammer mistake ah. also dun tell yuan ling about wad i said ok? later she make me turn black also.

-gones-

FARKING MONDAY

2005-08-22T23:13:00.000+08:00

sorry for not blogging these few days, really si bei tired ah.. sorry ah folks, now i'm back to blogging to keep u guys entertained =x

hmm.. back to school on monday. didn't want to go to school 1 but then i still reach school at 11 but still val marked me present for colour. Val is dumb pls, think is cause of his hairstyle, divided his freaking small pea brain into half must be. went to eat. back, to studio then justin told me that the cube only need to hand in next week. WTF! fucking lazy Val, argh, last week say this week is deadline, but today say next week dead line. wtf! his the laziest letcherer i ever seen lor. na bei! dun make me slap ur farking wrinkled face till ur centre-parting hair until it become side parting mens! na bei! nvm dun blame him give chance.

went for comdi meeting me and he jia reached there first, then he jia told me that stella (moley auntie) dun like me. m.. i guess there are a few reason that cause stella to hate me. Firstly, i provide more intelligent comments than her? Secondly, my face dun have so much fucking mole like hers. Thirdly, i dun have a fucking big mole at my right chin. Hmm.. guess this is why she hate me ba. so sad. think i better go draw 1 mole during every comdi class like dat she wun hate me as much ba.. m.. good idea. anyway, had comdi meeting, but stella the mole and liyana that fat auntie reached at 12:45 but the meeting start at 12 woohoo power right? think they go and eat ah.. must be 1, if not wad other constructive stuffs can they do? right? they came at 12:45 and they left at 12:55 woot. 10 mins only mens.. solid! think they go eat again. must be 1. cause stand there for 10 mins very tiring for them wad. cause they gotta carry all the fats that are clotted in their brains with only 2 legs. must be very tiring huh? but dun care. they go i also go.. sucks tomolo still got meeting at 9 wtf mens.. sucks.. =/

then went for creth lesson. and WTF! richard marked me absent for 3 times! KNN!!!! nearly make me kena debarred u know not? cb. if he really make me debarred i gotta smack his fucking hairless balls (but i think he dun have, cause he is a ghey) till both of them combine till one. fuck lor him. then i told him i was on mc. he just say i'll go and check. fuck! he never check i tell u, i'll unzip his bloody pants pull his little wrinked elephant truck out and zip it up with his little worm still hanging outside. FUCK IT i hate creth pls. if he make me gotta retake next sem. i'll gotta swear as if i was reciting a poem! na bei.

k.. enuff. dun scold liao.. later sheree come kp me, then come kiss me.. that's all folks. `adios!^

-gones-

Fucking suay mens!

2005-08-17T00:37:00.000+08:00

m... back to blogging.. morning i discovered that 1 half of my sculpture lost.. some cb kia took it. i didn't make a fuss out of it cause dun wanna lose face mens =x hahaha so i shall kp that fucker now. na bei, take my farking sculpture for fark? u wanna take that sculpture and go fuck urself is it? nabei! heard that the year 2's also lost some of that sculpture. hurr. i gotta set up a fucking team and catch ur farking ass and take all my sculpture and shove it up the place where the sun doesn't shine. na bei cb! k i'm done. seems that i lost some of my kp skills huh? cause nw really fucking no mood. dun ask me why but i'm just no mood. maybe cause of the stuffs that happen today? dunno.. anyway.. today went for the rehersal. then listen 2 person singing, this first girl was alright. but the second 1 fuck it pls. go find a hole and fark. ur singing really sux. and u dun remember the damn farking lyrics u ass. go fark a hole pls.. ZZZ and i bet my grandfather will sing better than u. woohoo.. left around 10 more studying days and i will have my 6 weeks holidays!!! woohoo song bo! HAHAHAHA hope that time flies mens.. but time cannot fly! u fly i got no time to do my sculpture already! fuck la.. sianz.. really no mood to blog la.. tomolo then blog mens.. sorry guys.. zhenhao let u guys down.. =(

-gones-

Song Bo?

2005-08-13T21:11:00.000+08:00

this is the second time i typing this post why? cause my fucking com just restarted by its own! WTF! argh! $@%!#!%$%$^$!@ but nvm i just blog again since i got nothing to do.. hahha.. anyway. i forget thursday wad happened so i will just start on friday. friday had a comdi meeting. he jia, jamie, stella (MOLEY AUNTIE, why? cause she got a fucking lots of moles on her face at least 10 mens! and she got a big mole at her chin) liyana (fat chicken) and another fat babe whom i didn't even bother to find out her name as my shit looks better than her face. those 3 bitches were over there talking among themself making stupid comments and laughed at their cunt jokes. they were just keep laughing non-stop. most probably cause they think that laughing is good for dieting as all 3 of them had an ass that when they sit on the chairs in the design canteen, there are excess lumps of fats coming out by the side of the seats. or another reason is they are idiots. thats the only 2 stuffs i can think of.

so started discussing with he jia but those 3 bitches are still over there laughing so i asked jamie to join us in the discussion. after discussing, stella the moley auntie started to throw her auntie tantrum at us. this is wad she said

"WAD DO U THINK U GUYS ARE DOING AH?"
"U ALL HOR, PURPOSELY DUN WANNA DISCUSS WITH US ONE RIGHT?"
"CAN JUST TELL ME WAD IS GOING ON NOT AH?"

with her powderful english she threw her fucking moley tantrum at us. but he jia just explained to her nicely, if i was the leader, woohoo i'll just smack her fucking moley face, and make sure that her big mole at her chin flew off her face. fucking bitches they were over there kp kb but they blamed us for not letting them discuss. wtf! fuck it she will be included into my list of "PEOPLE WHO ARE GOING TO GET FUCKED BY ME" currently there are 4 pple in my list, they are Dominic, joel lyn, Alex (pid year 2) and Stella the moley auntie. fuck them! argh.

so after the stupid fucking fucked up project meeting, i went off to the bookshop to get some stuffs with victor then i saw MOSES the director of design school. this is our conversation

Moses = M
Victor = V
Zhen hao = Z

M : wad are u guys name?
V: Victor
Z: zhen hao
M: victor.. zhen hao.. sorry i'm bad in names, i'll call u kim mor then
Z & V : hahahah
M: u should dye this hair it doesn't suit u u are TOO FAIR, we as asian should have brown hairs... *blah blah showing off his knowledge of colour matching*

WTF! TOO FAIR? wtf! i am too fair? =/ if me and moses were to strip and stand beside each other, u can see a big fat white pig standing beside me! WTF mens, hurt my feelings! wah lau.. sighs.. anyway since his the director, i'll give him chance. if not he fail me i die. anyway k la, gtg already mens, still gotta do my work mens.. hahaha.. tomolo then update ba! anyway thanks for coming! ^^

-gones-

walking zombie

2005-08-11T22:46:00.000+08:00

walking zombie, i'm just so farking tired la.. ZZZ i just so feel like sleeping can? ZZZ fuck mens i dun have enuff sleep mens, then now stomach still pain + sleepy woohoo dying soon mens tomolo still got lesson, but luckily, tomolo lesson slack 1 so nvm.. ZZZ k dun wanna talk much already mens, so farking tired and no mood, sorry ah dudes tomolo then i update. pai sehx.. =(

-gone-

DUNNO WAD THE FUCK TO PUT AS TITLE

2005-08-11T01:43:00.000+08:00

K, as u can see from my title there's no significant things that happened today in TP wtf mens sian la today. anyway went to school with my new clothes ^^ hahaha.. but jy say i mat -.- wah lau mens! why mat! i never relac 1 corner wad. i also never wear stapled pants so i'm not mat pls! LOL.. after that go slack at studio then went opposite with the gang to eat. after that back to workshop for sculpture. work work! LOL. then was sitting down with the gang and chit-chatting and do sculpture at the same time. and the girls keep saying i am ah beng, yet jy say i ginna so they come out with a conclusion which is i am a ginna who acts like ah beng WTF! totally hurt my fragile heart pls LOL. jk anyway can take joke 1 la me =) but only if its funny if its not funny, like wad joel lyn always think wad he said is funny then i tell u i'll smack his face. but dun worry i already told him that in the evening HAHAHA here's the conversation
J (joel ang)
Z (zhen hao)
W (wanling)

J: (happily plays his oldies in his lap top and he thinks his cool)
W: why ur songs so old 1 ah? change song lei
J: wait la, i got 200 over songs lei let me slowly find (he trying to hao lian lian he have 200 songs in his lap top)
Z: eh although u got 200 songs i think all ur songs all oldies mens
J: eh u care for wad? i like lei
Z: oh u like retro is it? oh retro now in the trend
J: (started mumbling some shit which i dun understand)
Z: eh diam lei, mai kp la, ai lim bei smack ur face si bo?

After 5 mins joel packed his stuffs and zhao liao, think he kena scared by me then pee in his pants ah so go change pants. so after that with the gang we went to eat ji huan + curry LOL hahaha. then back to work shop work again. ZZZ This time 1 more fucker trying to act big. who that fucker? its ALEX from year 2 pid, our freshman orientation ah tau.
We were packing up waiting to leave the workshop but got 1 bloody short fucking guy, whose is around the height of 163? and with a ugly looking hair, shouted, " YEAR 1 COME AND CLEAN UP THE MACHINE USE ALREADY CLEAN UP" NNB wtf, machiam u never use the machine hor? lj head, kp us for wad u all also got use right? dun act big pls i know u short, not easily seen by us in the workshop la, cause the machines are bigger and taller than u so gotta shout like mad dog so that we notice u right? also wun accidentally blow u away with the air gun right? cb kia! I know ong never stay back today in the work shop so u must take over him right? i know la. U also quite look like Ong ma, both got lj face. also heard from vanessa that he also got use the machine but just take the air gun spray spray nia then make us clean up NA BEI! really wanna smack his kuku face, just like joel lyn's 1 knn. nvm i give chance to him since he short, later pple say i bully ginna then not good liao =( nvm alex i give chance to u k? next time u grow till the same height as me then i go find ur tai ji k? go play more basketball ba will grow 1 or go drink ENFAGROW milk also will help u grow taller 1 k?
After work-shopping (not buying of stuffs but is taking in of dust into our nostrils), went back to studio, put my stuff and went home with yi liang they all and i saw joel lyn walking with ronald and go home together. wtf right? just now he zhao liao now he appear again. think he miss my scoldings ah so took cab back to let me scold him again. must be mens! but i never scold him cause i too tired mens. so tomolo then i scold u la ok? dun worry la will have the chance 1 we still gotta see each other for 3 more years lei =) HAHAHAHA so reached home bathed, online, a game of dota then now blogging. hahah long post eh? achievement ok? all thanks to joel lyn and alex, gotta write bibliography and give credit to them liao LOL! HAHAHA anyway bye mens tomolo still got school sianz! =/

Happy BIRD-day Singapore

2005-08-10T01:40:00.000+08:00

Today went to town to buy my stuffs but to no avail, town sucks pls no place for me to buy my stuffs 1 lor. Still bugis street rocks.. HAHAHA... dun wanna talk much about wad happened just that saw a lot of ENTHUSIASTIC singaporeans wearing red just to celebrate Singapore's birthday. pls mens not as if u wear red gahment give u extra money mens so i purposely wore black to town today song bo! LOL.
Anyway hl know a new girl, call michelle that 1 is a fucking bitch pls. [after this sentence it will be full of vulgurs so if u hate vulgurs press alt + f4 on ur key board and thanks for coming to my blog] hl went to meet mich to play pool after towning with us so jy me pc and sy took the effort to go mariana square just to pool with hl but that fucking bitch say she dun wan play cause too many pple there she dunno then give cb attitude. WTF! knnbccb i go there to play pool with my brother not to see u please. cb ur eyes big so wad? lim bei balls bigger than ur fucking eyes pls knn. cb feel like smacking that fucking bitch face but then again i just walked off. ZZZ na bei dun let me see u again bitch let me see u i gonna smack ur fucking big eyeballs out of ur damn socket.. na bei! k enuff of swearing.. song mens. sorry ah singapore, swear during ur bird-day sorry mens. dun FINE me k?
Anyway heard from jy, her friend called michelle as well [coincidence huh] stead with her cousin. WTF! incest. woohoo the girl is 17 and that fucking guy is 24 woohoo imagine if they had a shotgun marriage, woohoo think the son or daughter dunno call their relatives as wad mens. song mens! hope they faster shotgun. HAHAHAHA then go show watch liao song bo!

Hurr.. both siao char bor called michelle.. maybe michelle is the name for mad girls? hahaha must be mens! xP

sians

2005-08-08T14:37:00.000+08:00

Deleted my previous post. cause i find it not funny -.- . anyway started blogging again.. why? cause i dun wan my life to be like wake up, go school, come back, dinner, online, sleep, wake up again, go school again, blah blah blah ZZZ sighs although sian, but luckily i have jy by my side so should be not so jia la ba =D ( jy i know now u very happy right? LOL)

Anyway; today stayed home the whole day, wake up around 1 pm plus call me and oink-oink pls, brunch-ed, online till 7 plus, bath, do down buy my stuffs. Bought drawing block, pencils, sharperner, earser and colour pencils and it cost 10 bucks wtf! but dun care =/ come home did my bloody colour hwk but i was so farking stressed up cause dunno wad shit to do but lucky jy was there to comfort me =) finished my colour hwk but got nothing constructive to do so decided to blog =/ tomolo got school again ZZZ sians. got colour and creth.. hurr both si bei boring lectures ZZZ why tomolo not half day? why wednesday not holiday? argh! i farking in need of holidays more than money mens! =/ sighs.. nvm 40 days to 18/9/05 official start of poly holiday. woohoo song bo!

40 days?! hurr hurr means i gotta suffer another 40 days more? WTF! ZZZ